Chee-toes

An as yet unclassified family of foot fungus, where the defining characteristic is a similarity in fragrance to a certain popular cheesy snack food.

Bill: “Dude… Do I smell Cheetos?”

Ted: “Nah dude... I was just applying some anti fungal cream to treat my Chee-toes”

by ThereonymousBosch July 12, 2021

Goblin Toe

The act of inserting one's big toe into another's unsuspecting butthole, most commonly done during sleep.

Arnold's wife would often incessantly give him Goblin Toe during their late-night cuddle sessions.

by hotdog jefferson April 10, 2024

Toe-Toe Bombed

When someone shares a photo, but hasn’t realised they’ve caught their toes in the shot!

Lovely picture of your cats mate, but sort those manky toes out!

Didn’t see that! I’ve been Toe-Toe bombed!

by VonC September 18, 2021

salty toes

When your toes are salty.

"Oh I have salty toes!"

by ryan thwaite 1233333 March 8, 2024

Clit n toe

To masturbate your clit using yours or someone else s toes.

I'm so horny right now. I'm gonna go home an. Do some clit n toe on myself!

by 4realazitgits March 8, 2021

toe up

Unattractive, “ugly from the toe up”

I can’t believe you tried to set up me up on a date with her, she’s toe up for real

by TimCook May 15, 2021

me me toe

A small Asian midget that’s smart. He is also a big doe member, he is also known as egg egg toe.

Person 1: Yo do you see that smart Asian midget over there?
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: That’s a me me toe.

by Faiaz very pro November 20, 2023