cave man

To walk up to a friend's house unannounced and just knock on their door. It's the way the cave men did it before phones.
Hey man, let's go cave man John's place.
Alright
(knock knock)
(door opens)
Friend: it's fuckin 2 am. go home!
by Jimmy Hecker February 24, 2008
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The Spider-Man

The act of hanging onto the walls of a public restroom stall with your feet on the door effectively lifting you above the toilet seat to take a crap.
I had to drop a deuce so bad but when went to the bathroom in that store but it was all gross and nasty so I had to do The Spider-Man.
by Vincent Solomon February 23, 2010
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raphe-man

A superhero - his sole purpose is to protect the world from damaging their raphes. He accomplishes this by cupping penile raphes in one hand, and scrotal raphes in the other - for their protection, and his pleasure
He is known for his love of raphes and especially those special, hypertrophic raphes.
It is believed his own raphe atrophied, as a result from that day onwards he vowed to protect other peoples raphes.
'Is it a bird?'
'Is it a plane?'
'No, its raphe-man'
'Don't you mean nis?'
'Dude, there the same person'
by Raphael-man April 23, 2008
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man space

An amount of space between two men given to maintain their feeling/appearance of Heterosexuality. An extra seat or space between two men.
"John was such a damn idiot, he totally violated the man space by sitting right next to me!"
by Parabellum March 04, 2007
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man the harpoons

This phrase is also used exclaimed whenever a fat chick walks into the internets.
*op posts fat chick* "hay guise this is my gf. does u lieks her?

everyone: MAN THE HARPOONS
by killer of lulz October 19, 2008
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No Mans Land

The sweaty gap in between your sack and crack.

Otherwise known as a gooch.
"My no-mans-land stinks"
by Griff May 23, 2005
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Man rape

When a man is soooo hammered and passes out only to come to with some chick riding his dick. Sometimes this can be a good thing but there are cases when the rapist is f-ugly or a whore, who the man would never willingly screw, sober. Hopefully if it is the latter, the whore put a rubber on the victim, or he may become a daddy, or soon find herpes on his cock.
I think i was man raped last night...
I passed out last night and woke up to some bitch on my dick.
by beer101 October 19, 2009
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