by coollljjjj March 5, 2018
Get the john kimmug. When a girl or group of girls like/give sexual pleasure to a boy who other boys find annoying or weird. These boys cannot figure out how this boy manages to get so many girls. Symptons include selling out your boys, backstabbing, being a snake in the grass, thinking with your balls instead of your brain and not being invited anywhere by guys.
Guy at a club:Dude how is he getting so much ass? He lives with his parents, cannot cut his own food, and is a total weirdo and a douche.
Other guy: I have no idea man. I guess he has john syndrome.
Other guy: I have no idea man. I guess he has john syndrome.
by WhereLegendsAreBorn February 7, 2010
Get the John Syndromemug. Someone who could lead this country better then Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton altogether. He supports in the war in Iraq, and was a victim of "Foxing" by the liberal media, giving him a bad impression which implies that he wants us to keep the fight in Iraq actively for "100 years". In reality he just wants to keep U.S military in Iraq for as long as it takes to prevent them from being taken over by terrorist organizations again. Yes, even for 100 years.
He's not the best politician out there, but the narrow choices given in this election force us to choose him if we don't want the country in political ruin by an inexperienced Illinois senator.
He's not the best politician out there, but the narrow choices given in this election force us to choose him if we don't want the country in political ruin by an inexperienced Illinois senator.
There aren't any real good candidates in this election, but John McCain seems best out of the bunch. I'll vote for him.
by Lir_Vidar May 11, 2008
Get the John McCainmug. name for a person who cuts other guys grass, someone who likes to make a move on another guys girl and feels no guilt for his actions
by Anonymous June 17, 2003
Get the John Deeremug. by Wendy January 20, 2005
Get the John Stewartmug. A total douchebag wanker who would have led to the ruination of the United States and even worse relations with us in the United Kingdom.
This loser has now become synonymous with that word: loser. He has a serious lack of morals, and I can obviously tell that he is NOT a Christian; the incorrect reading from the Bible was a dead give away, wouldn't you say? So, the Democrats in America represent and support the poor, do they? Then how do you explain Kerry being even richer than George Bush and being involved with the Heinz Corporation? Not to mention that numerous, Hollywood celebrities with more money than The Who will ever have also vote Democrat and condemn the Republican Party and the tens of millions of members and voters within it.
This loser has now become synonymous with that word: loser. He has a serious lack of morals, and I can obviously tell that he is NOT a Christian; the incorrect reading from the Bible was a dead give away, wouldn't you say? So, the Democrats in America represent and support the poor, do they? Then how do you explain Kerry being even richer than George Bush and being involved with the Heinz Corporation? Not to mention that numerous, Hollywood celebrities with more money than The Who will ever have also vote Democrat and condemn the Republican Party and the tens of millions of members and voters within it.
by jonesy May 14, 2005
Get the John Kerrymug. HAPPY 46th BIRTHDAY ..I hope you spend it on the CRAPPER, JOHN...whatever happens to you over there has absolutely NO effect on me over here..I figured that out last September 2004...When a door closes another opens..at least for me!!! haha... I am now engaged..I hope you have a very nice life...and a Wonderful Birthday with your mother....while she holds your hand on the - CRAPPER , JOHN.
Crapper John you look just like MoE from the 3 Stooges...I look just like Barbie now....you lose...hahahaaa
by ClarrisaKnowsAll April 23, 2005
Get the CRAPPER, JOHNmug.