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The Microphone

An extreme version of The Screwdriver where your hand comes out the mouth
Man dude Patrick really did The Microphone on me I'm so sore
by Realskskdude April 28, 2019
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Purple microphone

Giving head is called "singing into the purple microphone"
by Purpmic December 27, 2019
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Baron microtransaction

A Hero of London who tragically fell after he warped someone through a wall while charging to rob a bank
by _Jumbo_Jimbo_ January 4, 2021
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teh microphone

When a person asks you for teh microphone
Joe Mama: Give me teh microphone

Joe Dada: no
Joe Mama: GIVE ME TEH MICROPHONE
by Ninja Monke March 16, 2021
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baby microwave

Baby microwave describes a person who has had really sexy burns from a microwave when he was 4.
Random guy: Dude that guy looks like a *baby microwave*
Other guy: I know!
by Fake Real Name March 23, 2021
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bad microphone

Someone who was a bad mic
by Frhdjdjjdjdksmsmsms July 6, 2021
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Public Microwave

adj. A public area where a group/groups of people gather in a confined space and it gets hot and sweaty.
The club down on fifth is always such a public microwave.
by Grindrcollab August 19, 2021
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