Secret Diplomatic Negotiations

"Secret Diplomatic Negotiations" is a comical euphemism for anal sex. It was coined over at www.apennyforlenny.com, based on a Jeopardy clue.

The clue was from the category "BACK" TO SCHOOL. It was:

“SECRET DIPLOMATIC NEGOTIATIONS ARE SAID TO GO THROUGH THIS”

The answer was "WHAT IS THE BACKDOOR?"

"Could I interest any of you ladies in some Secret Diplomatic Negotiations?"

"Yeah, me and Becky Diplomatically Negotiated in Secret all night long."

"If you're ever in prison, watch out for the Secret Diplomatic Negotiations that happen in the shower."

by An Interested Party August 14, 2009

Dorito dipping

The sexual act of chewing Doritos until they are at a mush-like state, then performing oral sex upon one's partner.

My girlfriend was Dorito dipping for me last night, and it was amazing. You could say it was hard to swallow.

by Grape Ape Face Rape July 10, 2010

Lippy Dippy

The female equivalent of a "sloppy toppy"

When they are licking on the clit
And dip their tongue in

Ayo, I heard Chad gave Chiara a mean lippy dippy

by xXx_UrbanLord_xXx April 29, 2021

diptard

noun. dipshit + retard. synonym of fucktard.

You diptard! That was the last cupcake you just ate!

by freeeeloader June 11, 2005

Strategic Dipping

Not double dipping! When a chip (or other dippable food) is dipped, bitten, and then turned over so that the tainted, bitten, and saliva covered part isn't able to corrupt the dip.

Don: Hey man, no double dipping!
Mac: I'm not double dipping! I'm using strategic dipping!

by Zorgithatoob January 1, 2011

Diputs

How to call someone stupid without them knowing

You're diputs.
What?
Spell it backwards.

by ttub_diputs August 28, 2016

DIPYO

1. An organization of elite individuals with a stellar sense of humor singling out people with no sense of humor encouraging them to loosen up and appreciate all the funny stuff life has to offer.

2. An acronym meaning, Did I Piss You Off?

"Nice Christmas sweater, ace......happy Fourth of July, you seasonably, fashionably challenged citizen."

"F*&k you, my grandma made this for me."

"Aw, DIPYO?"

*mission accomplished*

by FD3Savage January 2, 2012