Chilled Cock

condoms kept in a refrigerator nice and cool. Feels better during sex

I overheard frank say to Telly he likes a chilled cock in his ass.

by Gill kill December 2, 2013

Hoover-Cocking

A wide mouth blowjob that gives no pleasure creating a awkward sitution

Last week Mikala was Hoover-Cocking the shit out of me, then expected me to go down on her.

by LadyLumber March 1, 2015

Skinning Cock

Loafing, Messing Around, Wasting Time

Hey, are you guys going to help me run this cable or are you going to stand around all day Skinning Cock?

by [e-mail] March 28, 2015

cock bent

When you're aching for some dick

Jen: Like, or, what's wrong with you?

Falisha: Bitch, I'm fucking cock bent.

Jen: Wait. What the fuck is cock-bent?

Falisha: You know, bitch; when yo pussy be achin' fo some dick.

by Truckerjimbo April 7, 2015

cock abuser

When someone beats there meat too much, or has there meat beaten to much

Boyfriend:MY COCK IS RAW!
Girlfriend: Why?
Boyfriend: CUZ YOUR A COCK ABUSER

by Aaron Strainz June 24, 2015

Cock mic

One using another's dick as a microphone.

Stop sucking, the voice is on. Start singing. Use my cock mic.

by Cockamamie July 15, 2015

Counter Cocked

You (a man) take off your pants to show off your goods. She responds by showing hers. Uh-oh. Looks like she's not a she at all, and it's bigger than yours. Guess what? You just got counter cocked.

Jimmy knew he was about to have a long night when she lifted her skirt and counter cocked him by a multiple of three.

by Mo_Shift_Fo October 16, 2016