Shundrick Couch

A couch in a bedroom that provides a similar function to a cuck chair but with room for additional occupants.

I was worried that the room's cuck chair would be insufficient or uncomfortable, but fortunately there was a shundrick couch instead.

by EpicOriginalUsername February 11, 2026

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Abigail Couch

She’s a couch and has nice curly brown hair, Abby is a really sweet friend who likes to be sassy at the worst times and also is beautiful she always thinks that she annoys people but in reality everyone loves her. Anyone that’s her friend is lucky to know her.

Abigail Couch is a beautiful, sweet girl and anyone would be lucky to be friends with her

by Lukevader112 March 14, 2025

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Eat Couch

When your fucking a girl doggystyle on the couch and her face is on the cushions.

"Face in the pillow, ass up, I made her eat couch" 🎶

From the song
Eat Couch - by Hit-Boy & Spank Nitti James

by TRSN91 August 5, 2025

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unbox the couch

Slang for "taking a dump". Coined by the nefarious Jeff, when his friend Sam mentioned on gchat that he was going to be afk while he started "unboxing the couch". However, mid unboxing, Sam needed to release his bowels.

Since pooping could be seen metaphorically as "unboxing the couch", the term then became synonymous with pooping.

Dude, that curry did a number on me. Excuse me while I go unbox the couch.

by jefficient September 7, 2013

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