Definitions by jefficient
unbox the couch
Slang for "taking a dump". Coined by the nefarious Jeff, when his friend Sam mentioned on gchat that he was going to be afk while he started "unboxing the couch". However, mid unboxing, Sam needed to release his bowels.
Since pooping could be seen metaphorically as "unboxing the couch", the term then became synonymous with pooping.
Since pooping could be seen metaphorically as "unboxing the couch", the term then became synonymous with pooping.
unbox the couch by jefficient September 7, 2013
The cuteness
Slang for the sexually transmitted disease Syphilis. Named ironically.
'The cuteness' is/was a phrase often used when describing things of incredibly, unbearably cute nature.
'The cuteness' is/was a phrase often used when describing things of incredibly, unbearably cute nature.
Yo Ray, the next time you bring a girl back to your place, make sure to use protection. You don't wanna get the cuteness.
The cuteness by jefficient January 27, 2013