raphe-man

A superhero - his sole purpose is to protect the world from damaging their raphes. He accomplishes this by cupping penile raphes in one hand, and scrotal raphes in the other - for their protection, and his pleasure
He is known for his love of raphes and especially those special, hypertrophic raphes.
It is believed his own raphe atrophied, as a result from that day onwards he vowed to protect other peoples raphes.

'Is it a bird?'
'Is it a plane?'
'No, its raphe-man'
'Don't you mean nis?'
'Dude, there the same person'

by Raphael-man April 23, 2008

The Spider-Man

The act of hanging onto the walls of a public restroom stall with your feet on the door effectively lifting you above the toilet seat to take a crap.

I had to drop a deuce so bad but when went to the bathroom in that store but it was all gross and nasty so I had to do The Spider-Man.

by Vincent Solomon February 23, 2010

man space

An amount of space between two men given to maintain their feeling/appearance of Heterosexuality. An extra seat or space between two men.

"John was such a damn idiot, he totally violated the man space by sitting right next to me!"

by Parabellum March 6, 2007

man the harpoons

This phrase is also used exclaimed whenever a fat chick walks into the internets.

*op posts fat chick* "hay guise this is my gf. does u lieks her?

everyone: MAN THE HARPOONS

by killer of lulz February 23, 2009

No Mans Land

The sweaty gap in between your sack and crack.

Otherwise known as a gooch.

"My no-mans-land stinks"

by Griff May 25, 2005

Man rape

When a man is soooo hammered and passes out only to come to with some chick riding his dick. Sometimes this can be a good thing but there are cases when the rapist is f-ugly or a whore, who the man would never willingly screw, sober. Hopefully if it is the latter, the whore put a rubber on the victim, or he may become a daddy, or soon find herpes on his cock.

I think i was man raped last night...
I passed out last night and woke up to some bitch on my dick.

by beer101 October 18, 2009

man chair

A reclining chair with all the bells and whistles. Most man chairs come with a beer holder and a fold out foot rest. Ideal for the football season.

I told my girl she could buy a love seat if she let me buy the Deluxe Man Chair. The thing had a built in refrigerator!

by jeru411 September 25, 2008