French salad

Something I do to my wife's taint but fancier than a tossed salad.

Would you like to give me a French salad?
Market, eat this French salad and tell me if it is fresh.

by Wrfgudf December 24, 2019

French tent

The act of laying a slice of cheese over an erect penis and engaging in oral sex.

Francois got a wicked French tent.

by sexywiddlebaby September 8, 2016

French McNasty

When you or your gf licks the others butthole just before giving a french kiss

I threw up when my girlfriend told me what she had for dinner just after I gave her a french mcnasty

by schwinn360 July 9, 2018

French Handjob

When one person gives another person a handjob while French kissing them.

Randy knew his wife was the one when she gave him a French handjob.

by bstujm September 16, 2025

French Licked

A dance where you drop your pelvis to the ground, drag it across the floor, while bowling and wearing a beret; celebrating the whole time.

I got a strike and French Licked after twerking.

by HR Hero November 13, 2013

French milkshake

A mixture of champagne, semen, and pussy juice, mixed in the vagina, which the dominant woman makes the male drink.

Bob does'nt wear the pants in that relationship, she makes him mix french milkshakes.

by Muttly's Ghost December 7, 2018

French Flicker Gooning

French Flicker Gooning is the act of climaxing while shoveing a baguette up your anus. The techniueque was invented by the french general napoleon bonarparte in the battle of austerlitz in 1805. It was performed to calm down before battle. According to napoleons wife Josephine de Beauharnais he performe this profane act before the invasion of russia. The technique was so lethal, becouse the ejaculate quickend at a rapid rate wich coused it to treverse straight through the cranium of many unfurtunate russian genererals. This tactic was officialy indoctrinated into russian military doctrine, where its still in use in the russo-ukraine war.

I think president macronne performed french flicker gooning in paris, during his compain for president.

by GOON_PRO December 10, 2024