Pigs

Things that can cover up murders

Police 'have you seen a dead person'
Murder 'nope'
Pigs 'chowing down on some Dead human

by Murder? January 22, 2024

Pigs

The people that protect you from the threat of black teenagers that are tryintrying to commit the horrible crime of existing.

Synonyms: police officer, cop

"Yo bro look at that fat pig over there!"

"Yeah. Pigs seem to be getting fatter ever since yo mama taught them how to eat like nikado avocado."

OHHHH

by INeedTherapyPleaseHelp June 26, 2023

haitian pig

A human garbage disposal that will eagerly eat any and all of the cheap, degrading snacks that a school administration places in the breakroom as a show of appreciation for its teachers. Thomas' Pre-sliced bagels? Gone. Grahm crackers with betty Crocker whip? Gone. Store brand tortilla chips? Decimated by 3rd period.

Teacher A- "Hey someone ate all the donuts in the breakroom already, what the fuck?"
Teacher B- "Drats! The Haitian Pig strikes again"

by throwawayname December 17, 2022

pig head

Just a plain out person with a fat head.

"Wow Jeremy is such a pig head"

by Idefinewordscauseican September 6, 2021

Eye-pigging

Looking at (art, settings, or person) for an abnormally long time without moving.

(s)he is eye-pigging his/her favorite TV series.

by sLadyPanda September 4, 2022

On the pig's back

A galician saying used to describe someone who you think is on the right path

"That Elon Musk charecter is on the pig's back"-Doge investor, circa 2021-22

by Piece of a grain August 17, 2022

zoom pig

A woman that appears to be attractive at a distance, but is unattractive from a closer distance.

Damn, I saw this smoke show on the other side of the street, turned out to be a Zoom Pig though.

by anonymous_mcgee September 15, 2021