gets that parkour

It's what Rick /Rick and Morty said

AND THATS THE WAY THENEWSMGOES

Bnxjdiek gets that parkour

by We ck October 9, 2017

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When an average at best shawty, no higher than a 5.4 but no lower than a 2.8, comes over and blows you twice in one day while you suck on and fondle her titties, only for her to immediately cut off all contact with you and refuse to acknowledge your texts.

Yo bro this slut came over and sucked my massive horse cock twice in one day while I stimulated her via the breast, now shes gone AWOL.

Damn bro, I think you're getting sammed.

by Misterstitches November 21, 2019

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get hitched

To get married

I never thought you'd get hitched. Who's the lucky lady?

by LadyN April 3, 2017

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Getting political

1. Being intimate or sexual with someone of the same sex.

2. Sexually fantasizing about someone of the same sex.

(Term created by Ray Morejon)

"Did you know John made out with Oliver last Tuesday?"
"Bro got political."

John was getting political, or being intimate or sexual with someone of the same sex, when he made out with Oliver last Tuesday.

by crispysouup May 30, 2023

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