Ethan

A generally nice guy, if you can can get past the fact that he OWNS SLAVES! Yes i speak no hyperbole this man owns up to 43 slaves at a farm in Washington DC. Other than that he is pretty nice... unless your black.

Damn, Ethan just bought me and he is sending me to DC tomorrow!

by Anonymous_Exposed June 5, 2022

Ethaning

The act of sneaking small, underage children you forced to consent into a bathroom or other small room and engaging in pedophilic and sexual acts with them.

Man I can't believe how fun Ethaning is, I can do it everyday.

by HyperTank34 April 5, 2017

Ethan

Everyone likes him, but he's super mean to everyone you meet. He is the kind of person to put soap into a fish bowl.

"Who is Ethan?"

"He's the guy that keeps closing that guy Josh's computer."

by Docdarnit April 26, 2019

Ethan

Ethan wrote the rest of the definitions. He is tall but has a small penis. Ethan is a potential nonce, only if the Ethan has ginger hair.

Child 1: Is Ethan a nonce?
Child 2: He is a ginger.
Child 1: Explains why my ass hurts.

by JoshuaThePredatorHunter November 22, 2021

Ethan Ruano

Won’t let anyone post memes in #general

Why won’t Ethan Ruano let me post memes in #general?

by Rustyboi5506 May 23, 2022

Ethan

Ethan is a smart person who has a kind heart, sometimes. He can be very immature, but that's one of his best qualities. He could be your best friend, just make sure you don't take things he says to heart.

Ethan is a fun person to be around.

by @yung_dyx February 28, 2019

ethanitis

if someone is always wrong, then they will always be wrong. if one were to say a statement, then that would be wrong. but if they were to later retract that same statement, then they would still be wrong.

they are in a constant state of wrong.

ex: if ethan were to say “i like you”, then that would be wrong. later, if he were to say “i don't like you”, then that would also be wrong.

This idiot has ethanitis, he is always wrong.

by janejoe August 12, 2025