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Texas Sized Chili Ring

The un-wiped shit-covered asshole of a morbidly obese woman
Waiter: Have you decided on an order?
Connor: I’ll have a Texas Sized Chili Ring
Waiter: Alright, and how about you, sir?
Garrett: Make that two, sir
by D4L3 July 21, 2022
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Mouthful of chili

When a girl gives a guy head after he had just had vaginal sex with her while she was on her period, and his penis is covered in dried period blood.
"Do you want a mouthful of chili?"
by Potato Greene October 21, 2022
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Sucking on a Chili Dog

When your fucking a chick in the ass then you pull out and put it in another girls mouth
George is having a threesome with Tina and Marie and fucks Tina in the ass and then puts it in Marie’s mouth and says you like sucking on a chili dog.
by MajorNalgas408 March 1, 2023
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what a childish fantasy

Sentence used for when someone proposes an alternate reality but that already exists in the real word
Person 1: I wish Britain spoke a romance language!

Person 2: Romans in Britain? What a childish fantasy.
by a brazilian monarchist March 4, 2023
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dickin’ your chili

A derivative of “digging your chili,” a phrase thrown about in the early aughts mostly in Cincinnati, Ohio to express a liking for someone.

Over time, with the corruption and degradation of decent society, the phrase transformed into “dickin’ your chili.”

Not to be confused with “dick in your chili” which in some regions is known as a “chili dog.”
Betsy: Hi friend, Happy Tuesday, I’m really dickin’ your chili!

Philip: Excuse me??

Betsy: I’m dickin’ your chili!

Phillip: No thanks.
by nocharge May 26, 2023
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insecure manipulative childish problem causing

The person reading it is all that wondering maybe they’ll acc move on from this whole problem they caused
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by IVXXXANANA November 4, 2023
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Iowa Cinnamon Chili Bowl

When a short Puerto Rican migrant worker puts baby powder on dreadlocked pubes followed by her tall, East German partner taking a pube poo and swirling it together.
I can't go out tonight. Esperanza and Jurgen had an Iowa Cinnamon Chili Bowl last night and I have to clean the mess up.
by Bryant Stith Little Fingers November 21, 2023
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