by gasman112 March 21, 2019
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Get the Ben Franklin mug.Always the first to pass out on the sesh. A complete mong, gets all the women but has trouble keeping them due to his abnormally small penis. Loves videogames and anime girls with big tits. People are usually unsure of his ethnic background
I cant believe I saw bens dick in McDonald’s. I’m not sure whether he’s a shower or a grower, I’d give him a good 5 inches.
by sugartitties9000 March 31, 2019
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Get the Pulling a Ben mug.Ben is a male who reeks of a stench one can only suggest as being *homeless*, Ben wears stained clothing and smells of tobacco, not the good kind, as his stench lingers in your nostrils as he walks by and you look confused as you did not know a garbage truck had drove past you on the road beside you
Ben:*walks past group of strangers*
Strangers: eww what is that defined smell which hangs of homelessness and chewing tobacco
Ben:*turns* why it is me my fellows
Strangers: fuck off
Strangers: eww what is that defined smell which hangs of homelessness and chewing tobacco
Ben:*turns* why it is me my fellows
Strangers: fuck off
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