The act of masturbation having recently indulged in the consumption of Wotsits resulting in an orange penis due to the excessive cheesy residue.
Not to be attempted after spicy Cheetos.
Not to be attempted after spicy Cheetos.
by Wotsit Wnkr July 8, 2025
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I had no wi-fi or data on my phone, I don't own any titty mags as its 2025 not 1985. I will have to hsave a mind wank and think about that waitress who served me the other day
by L892 August 20, 2025
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Get the Buttery Wank mug.A person that gets off on discussing bureaucratic policy topics and sounding really technical and they might as well be jerking off but instead they get REALLY into policy chats. Also known as the aides to members of parliament and legislature who actually write the policies *and* the speaking points that politicians read off in formal political meetings.
Also related: Political circle jerk.
Also related: Political circle jerk.
I don't know if I have it in me to hit the bar after work today I think it'll just be a bunch of policy wanking
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