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Dusty Vagina Syndrome

The turning of dust of ones vagina, from lack of use. Also know as DVS. Older less sexually active women suffer from it. Causes can be :Lameness,fatness,ugliness, or many other reasons.
If she doesn't have sex soon, she's going to get Dusty Vagina Syndrome!

Bikram Vagina

Term used to coin when a woman consistently has a hot and sweaty vagina, comparable to how it feels inside of a bikram yoga studio.
"my girl's pussy is always so wet and warm, she must have bikram vagina."
Bikram Vagina by DRtyDi November 28, 2011

Dry Vagina

A Dry Vagina is a version of the wet willie however enacted in reverse somewhat. One sticks their finger in their ear and twists it to suitably coat their finger in earwax, then proceeds to stick it in some poor, unsuspecting asshole's mouth.
John is such a douche, he gave me a dry vagina in third period and now my mouth is going to taste like his ear until lunch.
Dry Vagina by Davido_ December 26, 2011

Fat Vagina 

Fat Upper Vaginal Area for females, or FFA-Full Frontal Ass in males. When someone is so fat, it looks as if they have a beachball stuffed in the front of their pants. In actuality a Fat Vagina Or Fuva is a fat belly that one tucks into their pants.
Bill - "Did you see that fat chick?"
Steve - "Yeah, with that fat vagina hanging down!"
Fat Vagina by Bottle God Jarrod November 9, 2007

Bald Vagina 

A Thing on a Pre-Pubescent girl.
Why do they shave it? why do you wanna look pre pubscent?
How come they cant leave a little nice trim? I hate bald vaginas
Bald Vagina by MissLovely July 5, 2009

crusty vagina box

The crusty inside of the vagina used in slang as "crusty vagina box,"
"Dude! Tina has such a crusty vagina box!"
crusty vagina box by Eugene Watson December 24, 2008