Dad

The guy that left for milk 13 years ago

"Dad, where are you going?"
"Just getting some milk, son."

by TheOnlyTwo December 2, 2020

Angry Dad

A Angry Dad is a shooter, a style of cocktail, or mixed alcoholic beverage, intended to be consumed in one shot.

Ingredients: 1/2 shot cafe tequila, 1/2 shot Stone's Ginger Wine

They were some delicious Angry Dads you whipped up last night Geoff!

by Frano collins March 14, 2019

Dad

Whats a dad?

Mom:wheres your dad

Me: oh he went to get some milk

by That ugly man October 22, 2019

Jules Dad

A friend of Jeffrey Epstein, he has a huge dick and a bubble butt.

There goes Jules Dad again, at the island.

by badnice July 9, 2025

Dad

Something I dont have.

John: hey bro wheres your dad
Me: Up your ass

by John Cenas bbc April 14, 2021

Dad

A Person That Takes Care Of You And Will Love You Forever

I Love My Dad

by I love Billie Eilish May 5, 2019

Dad

Unbearable. The kind of person that says that life is hard without problems and with problems doubled. The kind of person that will always be on your side no matter what and you can always trust and forgive. The kind of person that will always forgive you.

He's angry at you. "Dad will you forgive me for what i did?" "Of course i will there is nothing in the world that will stop me from forgiving you."

by queen of sweets and chocolate November 2, 2019