egg bag machine

An award-winning machine that both makes eggs and bags them!

Wow, that egg bag machine is truly incredible.

by Eggolus July 19, 2022

Rage Against The Machine

See: Commie
Also See: Poser, attention whore

Rage Against The Machine sucks dick and hate capitalism

by UltimateDoge September 21, 2022

Psychopathic Narcissistic Machiavellian Demons

Give me a break Jordan. You’re not going on a personal tangent, huh? Cuz Jonathan Haidt told you you weren’t. It sounds like you are. It sounds like you are acting out your personal vendettas against someone anonymous instead of “acting out” you’re “belief” in God. How are you not doing the same thing as the woke types right now?

Hym “See.... Didn’t you say part of the problem with people not standing up to the whole mob was that people didn’t agree but they were keeping quiet for fear of people coming after them? But with your new stance on anonymity it seems to be the case that that’s what you want. You want people to be subject to the same sort of fear except in the other direction. You’re not better than the trans-activists. ‘BE NICE TO ME OR ELSE I’LL WEILD THE SYSTEM AGAINST YOU!’ Just like the retard and those whores at the group home. You’re all the fucking same. And I’m the coward? How? You know who I am. Actually. Psychopathic Narcissistic Machiavellian Demons? So melodramatic. You’re a fucking wacko. Let’s see it. Let’s see how far you’re willing to go. Conflict avoidant bitch.”

by Hym Iam November 14, 2022

Soup Powered Fuck Machine

Noun

Refers to someone with a oral piercing (typically tongue) who can only drink soup during downtime of healing.

She finna eat that pussy real good with her new vibrating tongue ring, what a soup powered fuck machine.

by Juanalbanes28 November 21, 2022

Joint Rolling Machine

a machine for lazy stoners to roll up for you, or if you can't roll

Cam : How do i roll up?
Iza: Don't worry g, chuck it in my Joint Rolling Machine

by CameronSmithsAGayCunt December 2, 2022

Shorts Overloading Machines

Shorts Overloading Machines are individuals who engage in the practice of spamming youtube short videos, often in a repetitive or aggressive manner. This can involve repeatedly posting the same short video and reposting other people's shorts without permission. Additionally, some Shorts Overloading Machines may also beg for subscribers by making repeated appeals for subscriptions, using emotionally manipulative or appealing content, or offering incentives such as exclusive access or rewards.

Shorts Overloading Machine 1: You have to subscribe or I'll make your life miserable.
Shorts Overloading Machine 2: *Spams the Same Videos over and over again*
Shorts Overloading Machines

by 27dde January 8, 2023

The Ultimate Driveway Machine

A play on BMW’s slogan “the ultimate driving machine.” Because in order to own a BMW, you constantly have to maintain it, even when keeping up with maintenance intervals. Thus, people abandon their BMW’s on the driveway and they tend to leak oil, hence “The Ultimate Driveway Machine.

A: hey did you see that C bought an old BMW E36?
B: yes, I like to call those “the ultimate driveway machine.”

C: god damn it.

by Iamtheliquor55 January 11, 2023