Crystal King

The most amazing orgasmicly lovely girl u will ever meet, easy to fall in love with her for all of her characteristics inside and out, beautiful long brunette hair with big hazel eyes that change colors, shes very kind and loving not to mention to nice for her own good if u marry her you'll be the happiest man alive for the rest of your life. she loves animals and most of everything she could be your best friend or your worst enemy. shes very addicting u find yourself always wanting to be with her.

Damn i just met the most amazing girl ever, her names crystal king

by Skiess October 21, 2010

Katie King

A term used to discribe a woman who loves dogs and younger men.

That chick walking her dogs over there is such a Katie King...

by obeywunkanobey June 17, 2011

king kong

One major toke on a bong

"that is one King Kong hit m*tha f*cker

by Angus May 20, 2004

King Arthur

King Arthuring someone is to stab someone in the face with a penis useing the penis as excalaber.Usally a prank or insult

Timmy: Alex is a HO-MO Alex:Hey Timmy I wouldnt go to sleep tonight because im gunna KING ARTHUR you so good!Timmy:Dude not cool!

by Jlynnb*tch July 24, 2009

King Marine

King Marine tottaly rulesa ur dominion. Marine enjoys long walks in ur death and makes 100% XXX pure moonshine outta ur chullin! He's down with Tom the nija, who he teamed up with to smite Slushy the armadillo/stegasaurus, who sux maja ballz. Marine, in his Disco doom 70's pimpmasta funka dont kno like a mofo outfit pierced his heart! But then slushy tied marines hands up his ass and decampamatated his life! But Tom the ninja band-aided his life back on his neck, and decapamataed slushy by WAILING on his guitar!!!!! BEOWN!! Of course, Marine h8s elevators and squirrels, and is dangerously cheesy!!! Hes a b-ball fiend, and his haus is a plant in whench to change yo chullin ta m00n5h!n3!!!1! Heloves sketchin moonshine on the bay, and chasin little chullin on his marine-mobile/mini-bike. He is 4 ft tall, raelly short legs, white hair, a beard, AND HE'LL KILL U!~!His real name is DICK MARINE AND HE DEMANDS $ THINGS YO!
1)RESPECT
2)SPIRIT
3)Chullin
4)Moonshine(& cheese)
MARINE'D

If it looks like a Marine, tastes like a Marine, then it must be a KING MARINE!

by Ninja Ninjar March 30, 2004

rodney kinged

to recieve an "ass kickin'" after a police pursuit. either on foot or in a vehicle

"WHEN" we catch that guy, he's gonna get "rodney kinged"!!!

by carl June 29, 2003

burger king

Second-best burgers in the world after Hardees

Cash: Yo, Doug, man, got a dolla? I'm hittin Burger King.
Doug: Shit, man, just bought me some munchies there, I'm out.

by Burga Playa July 26, 2003