French Fartcandle

A term for a non-interactive, smelly person that serves nothing this world other than smelling like absolute shit.

“I dont wanna say any names, but the guy with the square moustache reminds me of a french fartcandle.”

by PolishedPocketPenis November 22, 2024

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French eclair

The sexual act where by the penis is pulled back between the legs during intercourse and licked penis tip to lower back

“I had him on all fours and couldn’t help but eat that French eclair”

by Ausslang November 24, 2023

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And immediate and out of left field ruling by French judges in a competition to ensure that the French competitors win. These do not have to have appeared in any of the official rules to begin with, it's simply that the French judges need to find a reason to disqualify the winner who is not French.

In the international stuntman competition, the French Offical Ruling was that the Americans were disqualified for using stuntman dressed up as Nazis to take Falls instance and therefore the French decided to disqualify them because they used Nazis.

by White-Buffalo November 19, 2025

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french trap

When you go in for a kiss and there is suddenly someone else's tongue I'm your mouth.

Friend: "Christine, how was your date with Tommy?"
Christine: "Everything was great until he caught me in a French trap at the end..."

by ElNumro23 November 25, 2015

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French Roulette

When a casual game of Russian Roulette is ruined by a person quiting, getting the next person killed.

"Wow. You really let Frank get killed because you thought we were playing French Roulette"

"But I didn't want to die!"

"Neither did the rest of Europe, but hey, whatever keeps you from surrendering again."

by CouchFucker69 November 3, 2019

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