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Dante's Divine Comedy

When you are holding in a jizz so you don't lose any soldiers and you fart and the fart is the catalyst for eruption.
"what happened to you?"
"it stinks, i made a mess, it was Dante's Divine Comedy"
by poopsiemanym January 15, 2024
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A fart comes before the storm

A phrase dating back to ancient times and used by many cultures, meaning that one often releases a fart before pooping. Most frequently used as a warning to young children who still sometimes poop in their pants.
Ancient Mayan child: *farts*
Ancient Mayan father: “Son, heed this papyrus. It was left by our ancestors to warn us that a fart comes before the storm. You must seek a toilet before it is too late.”
Ancient Mayan child: *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*

Pilgrim child: *farts*
Pilgrim mother: “As the good lord has taught us, child, a fart comes before the storm. You must seek out a toilet before you soil your pantaloons.”
Pilgrim child: *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*

Modern child: *farts*
Modern father: “Seek out and sit upon thy toilet, young one, lest ye fill your britches with turd of brown. For as the Bard once wrote, a fart cometh before thy storm.”
Modern mother: “You’re gonna make him weird if you keep talking to him like that.”
Modern child: *exits the room to find a toilet* “Just kidding!” *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*
by CountOlaf69 July 14, 2024
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With a great gyatt comes with great rizzsponsibility

It means if one has a level 10 gyatt, one must be responsible for all the work, consequences, and rizz.
Oh my god look at that level 10 gyatt! With a great gyatt comes with great rizzsponsibility!
by Gamatoto June 5, 2024
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Queen of Comedy

The queen of comedy is Lucille Ball. She lead the way for Carole Burnett, Marlo Thomas, Mary Tyler Moore, Joan Rivers, Fran Drescher, and Debra Messing.
Lucille Ball is the queen of comedy, she is amazing.
by OG Daddy December 28, 2024
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Schrodinger's comedian

Somebody who says something really unfunny, then decides whether or not to say it was meant to be unfunny based on the people's reactions around him.
Rob: "Guys, skibidi rizz!"

Mark: "That was so unfunny."

Rob: "It was meant to be unfunny!"

Mark: "You're such a Schrodinger's comedian."
by EnderThatGuy February 4, 2025
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tee-ball comedian

someone who is only funny when the joke is handed to them on a silver platter
Tyler: Yo that guy is so funny!
David: No he's not, he needs everything perfectly set up, he's a tee-ball comedian.
by hiimlunaaaa February 25, 2025
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Our little comedian

A phrase used when someone, usually young, thinks they're funny after telling a terrible joke.
Our little comedian 🥀💔
by a_random_user May 2, 2025
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