When you are holding in a jizz so you don't lose any soldiers and you fart and the fart is the catalyst for eruption.
by poopsiemanym January 15, 2024
Get the Dante's Divine Comedy mug.A phrase dating back to ancient times and used by many cultures, meaning that one often releases a fart before pooping. Most frequently used as a warning to young children who still sometimes poop in their pants.
Ancient Mayan child: *farts*
Ancient Mayan father: “Son, heed this papyrus. It was left by our ancestors to warn us that a fart comes before the storm. You must seek a toilet before it is too late.”
Ancient Mayan child: *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*
Pilgrim child: *farts*
Pilgrim mother: “As the good lord has taught us, child, a fart comes before the storm. You must seek out a toilet before you soil your pantaloons.”
Pilgrim child: *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*
Modern child: *farts*
Modern father: “Seek out and sit upon thy toilet, young one, lest ye fill your britches with turd of brown. For as the Bard once wrote, a fart cometh before thy storm.”
Modern mother: “You’re gonna make him weird if you keep talking to him like that.”
Modern child: *exits the room to find a toilet* “Just kidding!” *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*
Ancient Mayan father: “Son, heed this papyrus. It was left by our ancestors to warn us that a fart comes before the storm. You must seek a toilet before it is too late.”
Ancient Mayan child: *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*
Pilgrim child: *farts*
Pilgrim mother: “As the good lord has taught us, child, a fart comes before the storm. You must seek out a toilet before you soil your pantaloons.”
Pilgrim child: *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*
Modern child: *farts*
Modern father: “Seek out and sit upon thy toilet, young one, lest ye fill your britches with turd of brown. For as the Bard once wrote, a fart cometh before thy storm.”
Modern mother: “You’re gonna make him weird if you keep talking to him like that.”
Modern child: *exits the room to find a toilet* “Just kidding!” *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*
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It means if one has a level 10 gyatt, one must be responsible for all the work, consequences, and rizz.
by Gamatoto June 5, 2024
Get the With a great gyatt comes with great rizzsponsibility mug.The queen of comedy is Lucille Ball. She lead the way for Carole Burnett, Marlo Thomas, Mary Tyler Moore, Joan Rivers, Fran Drescher, and Debra Messing.
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Get the Queen of Comedy mug.Somebody who says something really unfunny, then decides whether or not to say it was meant to be unfunny based on the people's reactions around him.
Rob: "Guys, skibidi rizz!"
Mark: "That was so unfunny."
Rob: "It was meant to be unfunny!"
Mark: "You're such a Schrodinger's comedian."
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Rob: "It was meant to be unfunny!"
Mark: "You're such a Schrodinger's comedian."
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David: No he's not, he needs everything perfectly set up, he's a tee-ball comedian.
David: No he's not, he needs everything perfectly set up, he's a tee-ball comedian.
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