Chris Pratt 

"Chris Pratt is an American film and television actor, who grew up in Lake Stevens, WA. He is married to fellow Washington State native, Anna Faris, whom he met on the film set of Take Me Home Tonight (2011), and with whom he has one child, Jack Pratt." Also, an amazing actor who has been in films such as The Lego Movie and Guardians of the Galaxy. And is in the TV show Parks and Recreation. And is the originator of Emmet Swag, through his role as Emmet from The Lego Movie. And has achieved Ultimate Emmet Swag.

- "Man, I can't wait for Guardians of the Galaxy!"
- "Chris Pratt is in that right? He's the best!"
- "I know!!!"

Chris Pratt by Jacobawitz1 July 5, 2014

Chris Cheezier 

a fat couch potato

Nathan:dude Robert Ross is a Chris Cheezier but more gay and loves to choke a smurf
Angel: I know HEY LOOK!!!!!WWWEEEEEEEDDDD!!!!!!!!!

Chris Cheezier by YODAD123 August 6, 2011

Chris Brown 

An irrelevant black nigga who is shit at rapping

Chris Brown should be grateful to be in Lil Dicky's body

Chris Brown by Drink my cum October 14, 2018

Chris Davis

Biggest loser known to mankind

That guy is such a Chris Davis

Chris Davis by NastyErebus March 14, 2019

Chris Brown 

A Singer,Dancer,Songwriter, Athlete, Actor, Philanthropist, and all around amazing human. Some people don’t like him but you can never deny his talent. You look at his situations from the out side and automatically say you dislike him but Chris Brown is not here to entertain us with his personal life nor any entertaining artist. He is here to bring us music and joy. He is here to inspire us and bring out the creativity in us. He is the closest we have to Micheal Jackson. And he will always remain on top. He is strong. He is passionate. He is determined. He’s kind but he does not take anyone’s bs. He’s human. They crucify him constantly thinking that they will push him into the darkness but it only makes him work harder. Ladies and Gentlemen, Grammy award winning artists, Chris Brown.

Chris Brown is awesome

Chris Brown by Band0baby June 12, 2019

Chris-ing 

Is what you call someone who stays in bed all day and doesn't wake up till 6pm unless it's to go to the bathroom or kitchen. Someone who is in the process of no physical activity, has no kinetic or potential energy. Is beyond the definition of Lazy. Chris-ing can also be described as goofing off but must contain either sitting down, going in and out of sleep, or eating in bed. Eating 12 or more pancakes in one meal can also pass as participating in Chris-ing. Also diving erratic like a Mexican would while avoiding border patrol can be considered Chris-ing. Having a dirty small car that may bleed from time to time or constently smokes from the muffler is one requirement for Chris-ing And Driving. Chris-ing And Driving is Illegal in the state of Florida, Texas, California, and Georgia.

Charles, you have been Chris-ing all day. Let's go outside and work out, your so fucking lazy!

Chris-ing by Charles12355 January 16, 2009

Chris Walton

A man with tiny genitals.
No girl likes a Chris Walton.

Person 1: "Hey you know Chris Walton?"
Person 2: "Yea, the one with the small cock?"
Person 1: "Yea thats the guy!"

And..."Chris Walton is it in yet???!!!"

Chris Walton by Shbam July 30, 2011