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Tit Block

Cock blocking between girls. When your friend is getting in the middle of you and a significant other or a one night stand. Basically stopping your love life. Tit blocking is used when your friend doesn't have anyone else and doesn't want to be the only single girl in the group, or when your drunk and ready to climb into the taxi with creepy Steve from HR.-example
Why are you tit blocking me?
by Vicky hearty February 17, 2015
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boat block

A person who tries to kill a fishing trip. They will typically find excuses not to go because they have homosexual tendencies.
My wife hates fishing, that bitch is a boat block.
by Thefrisky April 25, 2015
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technological block

A Luddite, someone who has a wall in their head that will not allow them to filter in knowledge about how tech can help them. My mom wants to start an online business, but how could I help her when she has the technological block?
My Mom wants to start an online business and she asked me for assistance, but how do I help when she has a technological block?
by DJJENNABROWN April 28, 2015
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Squad-block

Past tense: squad-blocked
definition: when an innocent guy (or girl) asks a specific person out as their date or in hopes of them becoming their significant other. The person agrees to the date but will only go if his or her "squad" tags along as well. The innocent guy/girl thus does not get any quality time with the person because their squad is first priority.
"Yo my friend just asked out this girl, but then the squad took her to Starbucks.

Damn son, talk about squad blocked!"

Guy: Ayy, you are going with her to prom right? She's your date?

Friend: Nah, he's going to prom with the squad. She totally squad-blocked him.
by Nigchelle June 30, 2015
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hustle-block

an unwelcomed interruption in the middle of a hustle/working hard towards a goal (sale, project, game) that sets you back.
Man, Windows froze on me again, right as I was about to finish tomorrow's sales presentation! What a freaking hustle-block!
by reginacarla August 15, 2015
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Urban Block

When you can't think of a good funny definition to put on urban dictionary or are too lazy
guy 1: yo dude come up with something to put on urban dictionary
guy 2: sorry bro iv'e got Urban Block
by ZombiefleshLOZ March 23, 2016
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crafters block

When someone plays minecraft and runs out of ideas for a new build or additional details to a current build. Similar to "writers block"
Ugh I can't get over this crafters block!

I'm currently experiencing crafters block
by Pro706 October 14, 2016
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