Brillo Ass

When the hairs on your ass are so coarse that it causes toilet paper to shred into remnants on the back of the toilet seat

"AHHH maaaan! Can you please clean up after your brillo ass next time!"

by PLUMBERT March 15, 2009

ass confident

a woman who has a nice booty... loves to show it off and keeps a positive attitude on just about everything; but mainly because she knows she has a phat ass that people love to gawk and stare at.

"girl, i am an ass confident woman, i know i got what it takes to get what i want and how i want it..."

by ces1 October 18, 2008

ass clact

1. a class act of ass
2. A slut who is trying to be classy and fails

look at that whie trash ass clact

by thuGlyfe May 9, 2013

ass hotdogs

the equivalent to assburgers. This case being that instead of hamburgers lodged in your rectum it is hotdogs, much easier to remove

Oh no! I have ass hotdogs!
Lets get the tongs....

by Pasplace February 8, 2014

Douche-ass

One who exemplifies the overbearing qualities of a douchebag and at all other times is just an asshole.

Howie is such a douche-ass. He makes all them douchebags look cool.

by eiwoh May 1, 2014

Ass-Statter

Someone who pulls stats out of their ass and proclaims them as truth.

"Dustin said that 78% of facebook users are female and 22% are male."
"Pfft, you can never trust what he says, total ass-statter."

by Tacham May 19, 2014

walmart ass

A woman with a shelf like rear end known to shop at walmart.

That lady a walmart ass so big she has to go through doors sideways.

by jagger kripps best friend October 11, 2014