Fuck it Forward

The act of behaving sub-optimally in the present, based on a personal belief that the future consequences will be less painful/bothersome than current optimal behavior.

Since I already knew I was never going to work with numbers, I decided to fuck it forward and flunk out of my math class.

by MrMeanwhile April 20, 2021

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Fucking moron

The phrase said by foreign minister of Russia Lavrov at press conference 08/11/15.

What the fucking morons! (c) Lavrov

by Palpalych January 13, 2017

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National ‘Fuck Someone From Your Education’ Day

Celebrate april 17th by having sexual intercourse with someone that goes to the same school, universitet etc. as you.

The only limit is that they have to be attractive.

Hello math partner, do you want to have sex?

Yes of course, because it is National ‘Fuck Someone From Your Education’ Day!

by Urbandictionaryqueen123 April 9, 2021

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Fuck nugget

The little nugget of poo that comes out when you are being fucked too hard.

Person 1: what the fuck is that?
Person 2: oh that's just a fuck nugget, you fucked me to hard. ;)

by AMinorHeadache June 6, 2020

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fuck around food

Fancy food that costs too much and barely fills you up. "FAF" for short.

1. The presentation at Fo La Fa was amazing, but it's fuck around food. We had to grab a burger afterward.

2. Man I don't want to eat there, it's fuck around food.

by FUCKAROUNDFOOD September 28, 2020

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A horse fuck is when somebody with a humongous dick, aggressively fucks someone while they are on all fours. The person must be wearing a horse mask and has to release their seed in the mask. Once the mask is full of yucky frosting, the partner will drink it out of the mask.

Last night Jamie horse fucked me, it’s been weeks and I still can’t even walk straight.

by All the way to the top November 29, 2021

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