The Fucked Shit

The fucked shit is anything and everything depending on the context because everything is shit and all that shit is fucked. Great term to use while tripping balls when most words no longer work

Hey dude pass me the fucked shit I wanna get proper fucked mate

Oh mate I’m sorry to hear about the fucked shit, can’t believe she’s dead

Pass me the remote I’m gonna put on the fucked shit

Im really horny will you do the fucked shit

Remember when Will Smith did the fucked shit

by The Fucked Guy July 10, 2022

any fucking word

Any fucking word.

Hey, this book has almost any fucking word!
Really?

by chickenwithsunglasses July 14, 2022

I’d fuck a bug

It’s time to get some bug juice

Dang, I’d fuck a bug rn

by Liam12334533 January 9, 2022

Fuck Buddy

At A&W order two Teen burgers and a Buddy burger. Put the Buddy burger between the Teen burgers.

"Let's go to the dub and grab a fuck buddy each"

by Veritazium June 7, 2022

Fuck up

It wasn't a mistake for you, you were jealous because more attractive women than you ever could have pulled showed up thinking you were me, so you lied and raped them. You thought you were better and now that it us clear that you are not you want to call it a mistake but it ISN'T that.

Hym "It's not a fuck up. You didn't fuck up, you kids yourself and got a bunch of people's kids killed with you. It's over."

by Hym Iam December 18, 2025

Lasagne Fuck Offer

When your spouse knows you’ve eaten too much lasagne and knows you won’t say yes to sex, but offers it like they’re keen

Spouse: touches your belly “do you want a fuck?
You: “goddammit I’ve eaten way too much lasagne, get your hand off my belly”
Spouse: “don’t say I never offer”
You thinking: shit, I just got the lasagne fuck offer

by GingerPubes115 February 26, 2019

stupid idiot cunt fuck

Top tier in the hierarchy of insults, 'stupid idiot cunt fuck' may be used as an exclamation and adjective towards persons who should have been swallowed as spermatozoa.

"You stupid idiot cunt fuck!" exclaimed Glenn.

by gilksy June 1, 2024