Argh that makes me hard

From a song.
1) Used as a funny way of saying argh.
2) Used as a comeback to do with getting a boner.
3) Used whenever you want.

1) P1: "You left your bag on the bus."
P2: "Argh that makes me hard!"

2) P1: "Yo did you see how the wind lifted up that chicks skirt!?"
P2: "Yessssss shes HOT!"
P1: "Argh that makes me hard!"

3) P1: "Hmmm I'm really bored..."
P2: "Argh that makes me hard!"

Argh that makes me hard by dkjbds October 16, 2008

makeup whore 

Someone (usually a girl) who cannot walk out of the house unless they're wearing makeup. The makup must be excessive and very noticeable. Though it doesn't necessarily have to look like a whore's style of makeup, it can be anything from clown-looking, to goth, to preppy.

I came to school today with my usual thick, black, goth-like, rings of eyeliner on, along with heavy black mascara, and silver glitter around the inside edge of my eyes today. Then I shared the joy of purple eyeliner/mascara and silver liquid eyeliner with my friends before calss. Everyone knows I am a complete makeup whore.

makeup whore by AnnikeBlack May 25, 2007

waste of makeup 

1. In reference to an event or a day when little was accomplished.
2. Mainly used by girls that bring little to the world they inhabit, other than an increase in blue balls.

Today was totally a waste of makeup.

waste of makeup by lpr January 13, 2005

makeup shotgun

The hypothetical device used by oper-made-up-women to apply a thick, ugly layer of caked-on makeup to their faces. Refers to an episode of the Simpsons where Homer invented such a device, provoking the response; "Homer! You've got it set on whore!"

"Wow, Cindy really brought out the makeup shotgun this morning - she looks like a freaking clown."

makeup shotgun by Fnordgasm May 12, 2007

makes my ass hurt 

This is an adjectival expression best used to describe people, places, things, moments, and events that are so annoying/stupid/ridiculous/grating that patience diminishes, moods deflate, and the threat of violence increases. Basically, this phrase can be used to describe anything or anyone that grates on your last nerve.

The fact that we are having a departmental meeting to discuss cover sheets and TPS reports really makes my ass hurt.

makes my ass hurt by 1AnastasiaBeaverhausen July 31, 2010

that makes my pants tight

When you see a hottie, or something very nice like a car that you want, its an excellent sentence to describe how you feel about it. Or how whats in your pants feels about it.

Joe: "Dude, look at that Cadillac Escalade."
Alex: "That makes my pants tight."

that makes my pants tight by chostmaster September 6, 2005

The Lady Maker 

Any device used to remove a girl's hymen prior to intercourse, so that she will not experience the 'embarrassment' of bleeding during intercourse. Can also be used to make the first sexual encounter more comfortable.

Popular Lady Makers include: Wooden spoons, candles, fists, dildos, and cucumbers

Also known as: The I-can't-get-no-wood n' spoon, the wooden shame, and the sheet saver

"Hey Jennie, do you think I should use the Lady Maker before my date with Mark?"

"I knew that girl was down when I heard she'd used the Lady Maker"

The Lady Maker by kkgirl414 May 12, 2010