The Itis

When you're in a public space (such as a mall) and you gotta go. You feel trapped and you gotta get out of that store.

I have the Itis, I have to get out of this store right now before I go crazy

by edawg444 January 10, 2025

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The Irish Exit

Also known as Irish Exit, is when a USUALLY wasted individual shits their drawers, and abandons the evidence, leaving virtually unscathed.

"Some guy pulled The Irish Exit at my Saint Patty's party last Saturday"

"That's vile- is it still there?!?"

by BobWhatsHisName January 22, 2026

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To Don McDonald and Tom Cock of “Talking Real Money,” Hodgepodge-itis is "portfolio sprawl." It is the condition where an investor’s portfolio has become a chaotic collection of random mutual funds, overlapping ETFs, and "zombie" accounts gathered over decades.

"After looking at your twelve different brokerage accounts and thirty overlapping mutual funds, it’s clear you’re suffering from a classic case of Hodgepodge-itis."

by freeman69 February 8, 2026

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Dirty Irish Goodbye

When one or more parties leave a restaurant without telling anyone they are leaving and without paying any part of the group bill.

Jason: Where did Lucas and John go? The bill is $200 and they never paid.

Jim: They walked out the door like 5 minutes ago. Looks like they pulled a dirty Irish goodbye.

by Dr. Roboto February 21, 2025

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