Friend Fucker Philosophy

The idea that in order to reject someone you must fuck one of their friends, preferably in the rejectee's house. It helps if your friends assist you in finding a suitable and willing candidate. Once a candidate is found, approach him and explain that you need to have sex with him in order to make his friend leave you alone. Exaggerate about how much his friend is obsessed with you and tell him he can do anything he wants to you. If he accepts the offer proceed to behind closed doors and Fuck the Friend.

The Friend Fucker Philosophy is very effective, but should not be used to often. It is very slutty behavior and should only be used in extreme circumstances.

by BaconMastert September 21, 2016

fucking fuckers

mug and neck gaiter

fucking fuckers mug and neck gaiter ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

by fineti October 19, 2021

sandwich fucker

A man, commonly named Logan, who fucks sandwiches

Hi Logan do you fuck sandwiches? Yeah, I'm a sandwich fucker.

by John Glance November 1, 2025

LadyBoy Fucker

Somebody who enjoys having sex with ladyboys. These people are typically found in Tiwan or Cancun and most times they are named Finn.

Person 1: Did you hear Finn had sex with a ladyboy on his trip to Cancun.
Person 2: No, I didn't but I always knew he was a ladyboy fucker.

by MonkeyEnjoyer69 February 13, 2024

cheeto fucker

A person that performs sexual acts with Cheetos.

Person 1: I shoved 7 cheetos up my ass last night, I’m a cheeto fucker
Person 2: tickle tickle

by North American Fella May 26, 2024

jojo fucker

a short nigger who likes to suck off of big ugly niggers and who is annoying and retarded asf

oh shit a jojo fucker

by boI_L December 7, 2021

slimy little fucker

a bitch ass friend/ hoe who tries to either A. flirt with your boyfriend or B. flirts with the boy you like know you like him/her

"Maddie is such a slimy little fucker, she's flirting with jack knowing I like him. Fucking hoe."

by taliaisonesexymf101 March 28, 2022