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Facebook or GTFO 

Facebook or GTFO!
–verb (used without object)
1. Abbr. FBORGTFO.

()GTFO: An internet acronym short for "get the fuck out".

A)The common practice to unintentionally or intentionally lead someone of the opposite or same sex into believing you wish to engage in intercourse- resulting in requesting their Facebook name for the mere purpose of articulating attention for future usage.

B)Basically; you don't care about having intercourse with someone of the opposite or same sex because you get enough attention to satisfy your needs. But because you like the attention the person you just met is giving you, you don't want to seem shallow by just leaving- so you ask for their Facebook name and continue to talk and flirt online. Which could than result in scheduling future dates.

C) You meet someone for the first time and after sufficient flirting, you want their Facebook name so you can leave and mingle with other people.

Note: A common defensive practice against Skanks, Sluts and Bitches Hoes.
Facebook or GTFO:
*Male sees attractive female at bar*
Attractive Male: Hey, Can I ask your Name?
Attractive Female: Hey yeah, its ______
*Male & Female engage in small talk which involves flirting*

*At some point Male feels he's spending to much time with just one person and wants to mingle with other people*

Attractive Male: I have to get going, may I add you to facebook?
Attractive Female: Yeah sure!
*Female gives First and Last name*
Attractive Male: Hey thanks, I'll see you soon

*Male leaves to find other girls to talk to*
Facebook or GTFO by DeaconRage March 16, 2009
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facebook weevil 

A person who spends a great deal of time on facebook and basically trolls the entire site looking for anything interesting to do there, because they've completely lost their mind.
Man.. I don't even know that guy, and he's commenting on my note. What a facebook weevil...
facebook weevil by ziggle January 31, 2009

Facebook sing 

Writing a post of a songs lyrics on your page. Or having someone do the lyrics with you like a duet.
Dude, we should Facebook sing lighters. I'll do eminen's part, you do the other dude's part and I'll get someone else to do Bruno mars's part. Let's do it on Ashley's page.
Facebook sing by Imma rock U June 13, 2012

Facebook Crush

Seeing somebody in your friends page through a picture/comment. To complete the crush, you then see them at a party or event etc.
friend 1 - "Dude, i saw that same hot girl i facebook creeped on, at that last party. me gusta(I Like). i have to talk to her."

friend 2 - dude... i call that the facebook crush.
Facebook Crush by masterpeace April 21, 2011

Facebook Penis 

Also known as the gay avenger. Someone who uses their facebook page to stroke their own ego. Also someone who uses their status to make fun of their "friends" links or status's in order to disparage their friends and make themselves feel superior.
Rey Howard is a Facebook Penis

Facebook Molesting

Facebook molesting is the act of going through one's profile and liking/commenting on everything they have ever done.
Person 1: "Dude, I logged onto Facebook and I had 127 notifications!"
Person 2: "Oh, I was Facebook Molesting you last night. Sorry."
Facebook Molesting by meismandi March 22, 2011

Facebook Bomb

The act of deleting all wall posts, friends, and applications, as well as untagging all pictures, and deleting the account.
Dan: My account was deleted. When I reactivated it, I realized that everything was deleted.
Jake: You were Facebook Bombed. Someone must not like you.
Facebook Bomb by Dreadnaught December 28, 2008