Dropping the Chili

When you attempt to fart while naked and standing, but poop instead.

“Hey, are there any extra towels? I ended up dropping the chili again in the shower”

by Dutch Smooth July 22, 2024

insecure manipulative childish problem causing

The person reading it is all that wondering maybe they’ll acc move on from this whole problem they caused

Get the insecure manipulative childish problem causing an award

by IVXXXANANA November 4, 2023

Red Hot Chili Fingers

When a couple fills a bathtub with a gratuitous amount of chili and then sits in it together, the dominant partner pleasing the submissive partner with their hands.

Patrick: Hey sweetheart, I’m at Wendy’s right now, do you want me to get you anything from the drive-thru?
Shannon: Yeah, get as much chili as they’ll offer. I want some Red Hot Chili Fingers from you tonight
Patrick: Oh fuck yeah.

by Pat Rhan January 1, 2024

Iowa Cinnamon Chili Bowl

When a short Puerto Rican migrant worker puts baby powder on dreadlocked pubes followed by her tall, East German partner taking a pube poo and swirling it together.

I can't go out tonight. Esperanza and Jurgen had an Iowa Cinnamon Chili Bowl last night and I have to clean the mess up.

by Bryant Stith Little Fingers November 21, 2023

I Am Childinshigu But Mature

I Am Childinshigu But Mature

I Am Childinshigu But Mature

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 25, 2025

Suckin on a chili dog

Oral sex after anal sex

Sierra said she was really into suckin on a chili dog.

by AdonisNeo August 27, 2025

stop acting childish

silas herbst

w hahaha that was so funny

silas stop acting childish

by willy_ billy October 19, 2025