Shake and Bake

The act of one beating their meat while high. It is a great feeling that every stoner knows well.

A: I'm high as fuck rn
B: You should shake and bake.
A: What's that?
B: When you beat it when stoned.

by IG1879 January 6, 2020

Idaho brown baker

The act of inserting a potato into your anus for sexual pleasure.

"Dude, I thought Carol was a prude but she let me give her and Idaho Brown Baker"

by Jack_Slim February 13, 2021

Hana the baker

A swaggy baker who is short and swag.

Are you a Hana the baker?

by _m1ku_ March 8, 2021

California Shake n' Bake

The experience of a fire and/or a heat wave at the same time as an earthquake.

Hey did you hear that we had another California Shake n' bake last night. Josh I'm from California that is just Tuesday.

by Killgeorge July 13, 2021

12 Beer Baker

To get outrageously intoxicated before making a decision with potentially drastic consequences.

"Broooo... What did you do to your hair?"
"Yeah, I had a bit of a 12 Beer Baker moment last night..."

"I want to sell my car. I'm going to ask the internet what it's worth"
"Man, are you sure that's not a 12 Beer Baker decision?"

by Jm@c1989 August 11, 2021

jasp/joshhyy.baez

soso i guess he's cool or wtv but yk what he's funny , nice , and just an amazing person to talk to , i love talking to him more than anyone else even more than my friends i've know for years , i don't think we never had a boring convo tbh , but like he's my friend only , i don't share yk , i always have a smile on my face when we talk

me : " my friend jasp/joshhyy.baez is always the best person to talk to " them: "oh so can i have his tiktok and talk to him ? " me: "no. never."

by emshatesu.org September 11, 2021

The Chief Baker

The best cake artist in Kampala Uganda.
Find him on Instagram, Twitter ad Facebook.

"The Chief Baker"...you just said it...!!

by The Chief Baker November 23, 2021