wet leather boot

A loose, worn out, sloppy pussy.

I bet that road whore's pussy is loose as a wet leather boot.

by Brandon B. September 29, 2003

Wet Dick Therapy

What a guy who's been recently dumped by his girlfriend desperately needs--to climb right back in the saddle and get his dick wet. Usually works wonders for a broken heart.

"Marcy just dumped Bill. He's really bummed out."
"He just needs a little wet dick therapy and he'll be fine."

by Ghostnote October 27, 2011

santa's wet dream

White chocolate martini with a candy cane rim job

Can I get you ladies anything. 2 of Santa's Wet Dreams, please.

by Santa's Baby December 9, 2018

Australian Wet Willie

The act of sticking both index fingers into a woman's vagina, then when she is not looking shoving them into her ears and using them as handles to receive oral sex.

Jim:dude, why is Sarah so pissed at you?

Bob:Well, I fingered her and when she wasn't looking I gave her an Australian Wet Willie!

Jim:Nice!

*High Five*

by Mr. Bootylicious December 19, 2013

Reverse wet dream

Instead of receiving affections in a wet dream your giving someonelse affections.

Dude i had a reverse wet dream where i ate sarah out it was so hot

by Senpaiofall May 24, 2019

Wet Like Watta

Term that Famous YouTuber Cashnasty/CashnastyGames says when he shoots a green light in NBA 2k and also compliments other YouTubers by saying it talking about their basketball skills

"That man wet like watta man"

by DarkLxrd August 27, 2020

Texas Wet Wipe

Using one’s own sock or socks to wash and wipe the asshole after dropping a horrifically mud butt style shit or accidentally shitting oneself and there is no toilet paper or other tissue.

A Texas wet wipe is used out of absolute necessity and desperation.

The sock or socks are removed and are made thoroughly wet and moist in the sink (if available) and the ass is cleansed accordingly. The socks must always be disposed of or better yet, just left behind on the floor. Never flushed.

After spending the entire day drinking beer and eating hot wings, I headed home. After about a mile, I felt the gut bubblies. Hoping to release some pressure, I unloaded what I thought was a massive fart but ended up shitting my pants. I spotted a gas station on the corner and quickly headed to the shitter. I waddled to the door praying the steamy, oozing, wet lump would not slide any further down my leg. I made it to the stall only to find there was no toilet paper or paper towels. I slipped off both socks knowing a Texas wet wipe was my only alternative. I moistened them in the sink and then I slid the cold, wet socks up and down my ass crack like dental floss cleaning what had to look like the field at a tractor pull and a rooster’s tail when it came out. I got it as clean as I could get it and at least enough to not itch too much before I got home, I tossed my socks in the corner and slipped my boots back on and headed on my way.

by Dick Onchin November 3, 2020