press the tit

For one to get a rapid move on.

Yo dude lets cut this shit and press the tit.

by Xsjado May 16, 2006

angry tits

tits that just so happen to have diagonal titbrows making the tits look like they gonna eat yo mutha

DAmn dat bitch got some angry tits

Fuck, my black ass got da angry ass tits nigga

by richie from no problem February 11, 2005

tit fit

when someone wears your shirt and permanently stretches it with their boobs

"your girlfriend ruined that shirt when she tit fit it"

by ifli August 8, 2009

Cyclops Tit

Two tits stapled together by the nipple.

I tittie fucked the shit out of that cyclops tit.

by jkfootball2 January 19, 2011

Tits to the mitts

A phrase that puts greater emphasis on the word "tits" when it is used to mean "great" or "awesome". The reasoning being if tits are synonymous with something great, then tits in your hands (mitts being a euphemism for hands) would be greater still. A first cousin of the phrase "balls to the wall".

You have to come over and check out this new game. It's tits to the mitts.

by chillablack June 28, 2010

Tit Fishing

The act of trolling around on sites like chatroullete and Omeagle, asking women to bare their breasts.

TITS OR GTFO
-An example of tit fishing

Oh man, bro, last night Fred and I tit fished for like two hours!

Wow! Did you catch anything.

A couple bites, but we didn't land any.

by ArcaneAnouki June 2, 2011

up-tit

striking ones tit with a gentle upward motion. Usually followed by the coined phrase: "up-tit"

don't up-tit me again, or else...

by Stoney Bologna May 6, 2009