Street Pokemon

Friendly non-discriminatory neighborhood prostitute..."gotta love 'em all"

Our local prostitute told me she makes men, women and people happy. She's a real Street Pokemon...gotta love'em all.

by Renicus January 20, 2023

do the streets know

Is this information known to the public

“Hey man do the streets know you and Jenny are fucking” “ nah man, don’t tell no one”

by Didi27 January 22, 2023

Happy Street

When a guy has hair from his chest to balls

Do you have a happy trial or a happy street?

by Its.a.pawty January 30, 2023

happy street

when a guy has hair from his chest to his balls

Hey Holden do you have a happy trail or a happy street?

by Its.a.pawty January 30, 2023

Monsters Are Due On Maple Street

An epidemic of fear and paranoia in reference to an episode of The Twilight Zone of the same name. The episode is about a hypothetical alien invasion.

The host of Pod Save America used the expression in reference to a Chinese spy balloon and the hysterics that followed.
"The Chinese send a balloon over here and we all go crazy! It’s a real Monsters Are Due On Maple Street vibe."

by GI Jes February 7, 2023

Mexican Street Corn

When you’re having sex with a woman with a yeast infection and her period starts, covering your dick with cottage cheese discharge and blood

Bro: How was Paisley?
You: Dude, she totally Mexican Street Corned me!

by Ewwwgrossdude February 12, 2023

Mavin Street Evacuation Protocol

After meeting a girl and breaking the enforced edging decree of Mavin Street, The Evavcuation protocol is the act of erupting ejaculate inside the girl's rear end. She then protests what you have done and proceeds to shake her ass to try and abort the sludge from her rectum. The resultant semen spray is called the Mavin Street Evacuation protocol.

Willy Leng: "Why is there social sauce deposited on the wall of the kitchen?"
Dayvid: "Sorry man, me and Doris were going hard and it ended with her doing a Mavin Street Evacuation Protocol"

by JimmyTomlinson2 November 20, 2023