Samoan Roadblock

When you get caught behind two fat chicks walking slow in a narrow hallway and there isn't enough room to pass

Jed - "Yo Dennis why you late? The meeting started 10 minutes ago."

Dennis - "Bro I couldn't help it I got caught behind a Samoan Roadblock coming back from my smoke break."

by Fresno Bob September 28, 2017

cross roading

Imbibing in both alcohol and weed at the same time.

I went cross roading last night at the show.

by NicByTheBay November 13, 2017

Joshua Roadhouse

Someone whos related to chuck norris and loves to read books like a weirdo lmao.

"That Joshua Roadhouse just lynched me for stealing one of his strawberries, he kinda cute though"

by ampatrollea November 5, 2020

UK Roadman

A UK Roadman is someone can be a group of roadmen or more then 1 who listens to too much OFB in front of all his mandem but behind them he listens to too much DBE hops on his escooter and catchs mandem lacking unless roadmen are caught lacking.There marjs dont care and they run from the feds thinking there badd SHIVERR ME TIMBERSS OH SCARRRRYYYY Aba Ha Wus .They be looking for grub and chillinng with mandem and 1 of them looks like btec digdat 100%

Sfee my roadman UK roadman

by CahulistentotoomuchDBE January 7, 2021

Ultimate Roadhead

Getting a blowjob while the girl is driving. Setting the cruise control and you hold the wheel while she sucks it.

Kylie gave John Ultimate Roadhead on I-76 on the way to the 76ers game!

by Jollymando October 16, 2021

Roadman

A young individual (7-29) who thinks they are "solid". This person usually smokes while they are underage and have been expelled from multiple schools.

That Thomas kid is a Roadman

by DaSlothGod June 4, 2016

roadrageous

A stupid or aggressive driving maneuver which pisses off someone driving nearby.

Some bitch was pop-locking in her car on the freeway and cut me off. That's some roadrageous shit there

by Don Matteo September 16, 2005