purple kumquat

Also known as a sex God! Often confused for an Adonis.

Look at that purple kumquat!

by Oliversuxbig1s March 21, 2022

Purple viga

Death by having to many orgasms

John masturbated so much he had a purple viga

by Chickenfart678 March 10, 2015

Purple Slurple

The act of slurping until its purple, purple slurple.

James: Hey John, thanks for covering me for that race!
John: You still owe me a purple slurple though 🟪🟪🟪👄👄👄!

by genemutant November 07, 2023

Deep Purple

A band that made a song called smokey watery UwU and also fireball because yes I like it sort of you should listen

Did you know deep purple wrote smoke on the watere

by Ak47_22/09/22 August 20, 2022

sassy purple

When you spank a watermelon until it turns purple

George did you see that sassy purple it was cool and it tastes good

by Ligershark03 November 11, 2015

Mr Purple

He totally didnt kill those children.

Hey isn't that Mr Purple over there at the pizzeria?

by Mr.Baka April 09, 2021

Purple V-Neck Day

The 15th day of every February. On this day, you are to wear a purple v-neck in honor of a legendary douche.

Mr. Klenk: When is Purple V-Neck Day again?

Mrs. Feldman: It's on February 15th, duh.

Mr. Klenk: And what are we supposed to do?

Mrs. Feldman: Wear a purple v-neck, duh.

by KidNapsterz August 21, 2010