off the hook

not hung up, for example a phone

Bitch: Nigga why you not returning my calls?
You: Because the phone was off the hook. And you a HUGE BITCH.

by Nick D February 10, 2003

Joke-off

A joke-off is when someone in a group of friends, a party, or the office tells a joke, normally a very lame one. Then, someone else counters with another joke. Then, the first person replies with another joke. Ad infinium...

During these proceeds, another person may interject with a joke. At this point, it becomes a joke free-for-all. Normal, sane people are advised to flee the vicinity as quickly as possible.

It is also quite possible that the level of taste and decency in the jokes tumbles very soon after the first one is told.

Person 1: Hey, listen to this: Why did the chicken cross the road...

Person 2: I know one - There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman...

Person 1: That reminds me of another joke: How many people does it take to change a lightbulb...

Person 3: Hey, I've got one! There was this blonde woman...

Everybody else: Nooo! It's a Joke-off!! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP!!!!!!

by Ryuuichi August 11, 2009

Jeb Off

When you climax on each other during a Jake Off

My hair is very sticky from the Jeb Off last night.

by jgsteroid50 January 18, 2011

Skank-off

To bitch about people (mostly girls) crap choice in clothing. Usually cheap and of rubbish quality. The person can wear it once maybe twice, if that. skank, slut clothes bitching skanky

'Omg did u see that girls outfit last night..?'
'Yeah me and Ellen had a bitch about it'
'Oh so you had a skank-off too?'

by Abi <3 December 6, 2006

Google-Off

A spontaneous competition usually held in an open-office environment where someone happens to pose a random, trivia-like question and everyone who heard it tries to be the first to answer it using Google.

"What is the capital of Zaire?"
"I don't know but it sounds like a Google-Off question to me!"

by CamC May 30, 2007

Stoll Off

The act of punching someone extremely hard to the point of almost knocking them out.

Jack said he is gonna stoll off you if you dont bring back his shoes tomorrow.

by ThaInstantClassic487 February 17, 2009

rag off

verb. to remove items of clothing

man, it was gloriously sunny in the park today, we had to rag off

by nick haines June 14, 2008