New Jersey Devils 

A national hockey league team that utterly sucks. Home to the biggest pussy of a goaltender and the stupidest and worst fans in the league.

New Jersey Devils Fan 1: Hey whats that black thing rolling around
Devils Fan 2: I 'don't what the fuck is that thing, and why are they hitting it with sticks.
Devils Fan 1: Well whatever at least we won back in ... when did we last win?
Devils 2: I don't know

New Jersey Devils by emokid123 March 8, 2010

new canaan 

new canaan is a town of rich preppy bitches who think they're the shit because they have money. i live in new canaan and my whole life ive just wanted to leave there. the girls dress in abercrombie and juicy couture walking around with high wasted skirts, while the boys try to be black although less than 1% of new canaan is actually black. they have no idea what the real world is and is scared to go to stamford. the moms are all hot because its all botox and fake blonde hair, always going for manis and pedis with thier children starting at 4 years old. most of nc moms dont work and if they do its in real estate which isnt even a real job..they just do it to say they work. they spoil their kids and buy them range rovers whhen they turn 16. in one word new canaan is full of homos.

my fucking life in new canaan

new canaan by hatencforeverrrr September 6, 2010

New Years Resolution 

Something you set out to accomplish when the new year comes along. Also highly improbable you will go along with it, but it's the thought which counts.

New Years Resolutions are kind of like when you click the 'I read the terms and conditions'. You know you'll feel semi-guilty by clicking the button even if you didn't actually read so you say "I'll read them next time." You do that with New Years Resolutions. "I promise not to ever gossip again...next year. Did you hear what Ross did with Rachel? BRUH."

New Years Resolution by Lollipoplicker January 1, 2015

New Tab

you are so bored out of your mind that you search new tab.

i hate isolation, so im going to search up new tab.

New Tab by ihaveabigjumperbutt August 20, 2020

New hall

Yr 7- so irrelevant they could drop off the face of the earth and no one would notice, Yr 8- again irrelevant but so annoying can they just stfu for once, Yr 9- the girls are slags and act like they’re 18 they stink of fake tan and they’re so desperate for attention the boys are clearly dominated by the girls and are pussies, Yr 10- they think they’re so hard but most of them will end up homeless you literally aren’t cool so pipe down go get daddy to get you another canada goose or gucci belt, Yr 11- the rudest and most annoying year group the sluts might as well not wear skirts they roll them up so much and they’re fat sluggish eyebrows are disgusting the boys are all fruity and not funny, Yr 12- they’re either bitches or irreverent most of them need a reality check and realise that no one cares who they are and to stop acting like celebrities, Yr 13- boring

New hall school the best start in life

New hall by youannoyme12 November 20, 2020

New York Stir Fry 

While eating out a girls vagina, she queefs in your mouth causing you to vomit in her vagina, then the guy continues to eat out the pukecum...THAT IS THE NEW YORK STIR FRY!

She was so beautiful and I took her for a walk in the park, bought her flowers, took her out to dinner, went back to my place, and with my mouth I'd make her fly between the thighs, but instead she queefed in my mouth so I served up some New York Stir Fry.

New York Stir Fry by The Tandor January 23, 2009

new jersey 

the scum of America

He is from new jersey so he makes everyone else look bad

new jersey by guyjohn March 26, 2009