Topher Snow-ball

When a man-child stalks and torments women he's only known for a very short period of time. (Less than a couple of hours). Then freaks out because they want nothing to do with his fat, missing tooth jackolantern smile. He shakes his jowls and cries to everyone around him about " why girls don't like him"....

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Also the term for when a man gets off watching his buddies whack off. As in.....did you hear about Chris? He's let like 8 guys jerk off in front of him!!! Oh the old Topher Snow-ball!!! I've never met a "straight" guy that's liked that so much!!!
Ex: really Emily, he freaked out on you because you didn't respond to his Facebook message two minutes ago!? And now he's calling you constantly leaving increasingly hysterical messages. He totally Topher Snow-balled you!!!
by Ninetwenty April 04, 2014
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Minnesota Snow Storm

The act of ejaculating on your partner outside in the middle of winter.
It was getting hot and heavy so we we went outside and I gave her a Minnesota Snow Storm.
by Daneomania March 04, 2022
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Brown Snow

Taking a shit in the snow with extreme diarrhea dying the snow brown.
That Taco Bell hit me hard, it made me stop and make brown snow.
by ReggieWillMake December 11, 2021
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Tennessee Snow Blower

When a girl you take home from Broadway (in Nashville) does a rail of cocaine off an erect dick and then follows it up with a blow job
I offered her some of that good powder and she gave me a Tennessee Snow Blower, as a thank you.
by Dirtypianoman April 25, 2025
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John Snowed

When you smoke way to much weed and whitey
"I had two balloons of vapour and went to a very very dark place." John Snowed last night
by D4rk1sthel1ght March 04, 2015
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John-snowed

To be praised for your natural skill or leadership and given a promotion or additional responsibility against your will or expectation
You’ve been John-snowed
I’ve been John-snowed
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snow

powdery white stuff that is colder than a fridge
person one: hello there is snow
person two: ok
by clydie February 28, 2018
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