shower argument

a hypothetical argument you make up in your head while taking a shower, where you win almost all the time

dude just won a shower argument

by userhandlegoeshere October 4, 2023

Same Shower

The sum of similar events happening in the time lapse between two showers

- I shagged two girls today!
- That’s impressive! Were they on the same shower though? My personal record is three

by PocketLewis October 6, 2024

Shower Dodge

The act of jumping in the shower to avoid someone.

My mom came home and saw that i was late for school so i shower dodged her and snuck out the back.

by WeeSnaw1337 March 9, 2010

Green Shower

When two people sneeze on you and drench you with mucus. Not to be confused with golden shower because snot replaces pee.

Yo man Dino and Cat hit me up with the green shower last night! It was lit yo!

by BiggeCheeze May 6, 2022

Shower

It's where you have sex and you get dirty in there

I'm going to go shower now

by Just a male December 14, 2021

Jacks golden shower

When you are having a shower with a loved one and one gets on their knees to receive urine over their body and in one’s mouth

Babe I thinks it’s time…
Are you sure you are ready for a jacks golden shower

Yes piss all over me

by Sillyboy123445 January 17, 2023

Gamer Shower

Going into a shower, getting out then heading straight for the computer.

Guy1: Yeah dude I took a Gamer Shower but still lost my comp game
Guy2: Damn, should've brought your gamer towel with you

by JapanNeverMissed January 18, 2022