A college nearest Bristol Virginia that is both prestigious and completely unknown to anyone outside the Emory Bubble. It is also a Methodist Private Liberal Arts school go figure. The students are great, but includes many crazies. It’s the deep Deep South.
by StormWolf56 January 15, 2018
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students are constantly failing out of PT.
freshmen leave mid fall.
Juice bros makes more money than Metz.
Football team is still shit with more than half the school as players on the team. (123 if you're wondering)
The bridge is disinegrating (hoping it collapses while I'm walking across it).
The age of hockey players continues to increase.
UG is lit
Campus is still small but third floor humanities will leave you hospitalized.
Tuition increases spent on a PT building and our 23rd varsity sport: an e-sports team.
students are constantly failing out of PT.
freshmen leave mid fall.
Juice bros makes more money than Metz.
Football team is still shit with more than half the school as players on the team. (123 if you're wondering)
The bridge is disinegrating (hoping it collapses while I'm walking across it).
The age of hockey players continues to increase.
UG is lit
Campus is still small but third floor humanities will leave you hospitalized.
Tuition increases spent on a PT building and our 23rd varsity sport: an e-sports team.
Mother (to relatives): "yeah, my son's a collegiate athlete at Lebanon Valley College!"
Relative: "oh really? What does he play, football, basketball?!"
Mother: "he's on the e-sports team!"
Relative: "dafaq.."
Relative: "oh really? What does he play, football, basketball?!"
Mother: "he's on the e-sports team!"
Relative: "dafaq.."
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A high school in Las Cruces New Mexico that’s filled with nerds. Anytime you have a conversation with someone from Arrowhead, they always tell you “i’M gRaDuAtiNg hiGh sChOoL with my aSoCiAtEs dEgReE.” Instead if saying “I have English next period,” they say “I’ve got AP English 3 Honors next.”
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Get the Bishop's college nigga mug.Mohawk is a great campus and looks amazing except the dorms. The worst dorms u will ever live in it looks like a prison AC doesn’t work for shit it gets to hot to the point when it feels like u dipped ur ball sack into ranch dressing. This college is know as a drug campus there’s ether crack heads or people that rub there sandy pussy and complain all the time. If ur planning to go and take classes there go for it but if u want to live there I wouldn’t u will definitely shove a cabbage up ur ass and regret it.
by Stormcrum September 30, 2020
Get the Mohawk valley community college mug.Petty fiefdom of warlord Fababa the Hutt. Comrade Commissar and Dolores Umbridge run the school with a colorful fist. Only school in the nation that needs an AA club.
THERE'S PEOPLE IN THE FOOD! On a more serious note, the food is worse than Valley Street Maximum Security Jail just 10 minutes away in the heart of the Queen City (t's very nice there). Highest recorded body count: 116, record goes to Joe. This poster knows of at least two brothels (greek life) on campus.
FUN FACT: Simping was invented in 1992 on September 25th at precisely 10:22 PM at Saint Ass when John Simp couldn't get it up with the girl's hockey captain.
"Too many stairs, 6/10" - IGN
"Smelly" - Particular Student Leader
"DIRTYYYYY DOMMMMMMMMMM" - Dead man
"Dom gave me gonorrhea, never trust a dom rat" - That dude in Hil
"Did you know that Uppers has A/C in every town house, but they only turn it on during Alumni weekend in the summer because admin is fucking misers?" - Ex Staff Member
"One of the monks just banned me from Dom" - Dom Rat
"Not enough chins" - Uppers Slut
Only thing Physical Pant is good for is hiring old washed out white doods.
THERE'S PEOPLE IN THE FOOD! On a more serious note, the food is worse than Valley Street Maximum Security Jail just 10 minutes away in the heart of the Queen City (t's very nice there). Highest recorded body count: 116, record goes to Joe. This poster knows of at least two brothels (greek life) on campus.
FUN FACT: Simping was invented in 1992 on September 25th at precisely 10:22 PM at Saint Ass when John Simp couldn't get it up with the girl's hockey captain.
"Too many stairs, 6/10" - IGN
"Smelly" - Particular Student Leader
"DIRTYYYYY DOMMMMMMMMMM" - Dead man
"Dom gave me gonorrhea, never trust a dom rat" - That dude in Hil
"Did you know that Uppers has A/C in every town house, but they only turn it on during Alumni weekend in the summer because admin is fucking misers?" - Ex Staff Member
"One of the monks just banned me from Dom" - Dom Rat
"Not enough chins" - Uppers Slut
Only thing Physical Pant is good for is hiring old washed out white doods.
SAC Student: I graduated Saint As with straight 'A's
UNH Student: Wow, congratulations, you must be very smart
SAC Student: Nah, I just blew the president
Local: Wow, you go to Saint As? Tulsi Gabbard was just there, did you see her?
SAC Student: No, I was too busy downing a couple kegs with my buddy dead on the couch
News Headline: "CDC investigating reports that COVID-19 originated from Dominic Hall in the Spring of 2019"
THERE IS NO MOLD AT SAINT ANSELM COLLEGE
UNH Student: Wow, congratulations, you must be very smart
SAC Student: Nah, I just blew the president
Local: Wow, you go to Saint As? Tulsi Gabbard was just there, did you see her?
SAC Student: No, I was too busy downing a couple kegs with my buddy dead on the couch
News Headline: "CDC investigating reports that COVID-19 originated from Dominic Hall in the Spring of 2019"
THERE IS NO MOLD AT SAINT ANSELM COLLEGE
by FababaTheHutt March 22, 2022
Get the Saint Anselm College mug.A school in victoria that is known for it's crazy karen teachers. Toilets are filled with kids vaping during class times and there is only one open toilet. Everyone wears casual clothes it doesn't look like a school at all!
Person: What school do you go to?
Me: Mill park secondary college.
Person: You mean Karen academy?
Me: Yes.
Person: That's sad
Me: Mill park secondary college.
Person: You mean Karen academy?
Me: Yes.
Person: That's sad
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