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Best City Ever
It's obviously NYC. I mean, you knew what NYC meant without me even telling you it was New York City. That's proof enough, isn't it?
If you're stubborn, or if you're from Boston, Chicago, or Los Angeles, here's more proof that NYC's better than any other city in the world:
1) Jealous cities always compare themselves to NYC.
2) New York City is bigger than any other US city in both ways - by population AND area.
3) You can see a person from every culture in the world just by standing on a sidewalk in Manhattan during the first ten minutes of rush hour.
4) We have the best pizzas, the best bagels, the best Italian food, the best shopping areas, the best sports teams, the best Christmas tree, the best tourist attractions... we have the best, well, EVERYTHING...
5) Where else have you seen a place with eight Chinatowns and five Little Italies?
6) It's the third safest city out of the twenty largest cities in the US. So don't be callin' us criminals.
7) We experience all four seasons. You can swim in the summer and go sledding during winter.
8) The terrorists tried to destroy us 'cause of our awesomeness. And guess what? They failed. 'Cause, as I said, we're awesome.
9) We're home to many of the world's greatest rappers.
10) NYC has the largest subway system in America, meaning you can get from Brooklyn to the Bronx without even touching a steering wheel.
If you're stubborn, or if you're from Boston, Chicago, or Los Angeles, here's more proof that NYC's better than any other city in the world:
1) Jealous cities always compare themselves to NYC.
2) New York City is bigger than any other US city in both ways - by population AND area.
3) You can see a person from every culture in the world just by standing on a sidewalk in Manhattan during the first ten minutes of rush hour.
4) We have the best pizzas, the best bagels, the best Italian food, the best shopping areas, the best sports teams, the best Christmas tree, the best tourist attractions... we have the best, well, EVERYTHING...
5) Where else have you seen a place with eight Chinatowns and five Little Italies?
6) It's the third safest city out of the twenty largest cities in the US. So don't be callin' us criminals.
7) We experience all four seasons. You can swim in the summer and go sledding during winter.
8) The terrorists tried to destroy us 'cause of our awesomeness. And guess what? They failed. 'Cause, as I said, we're awesome.
9) We're home to many of the world's greatest rappers.
10) NYC has the largest subway system in America, meaning you can get from Brooklyn to the Bronx without even touching a steering wheel.
1) Jealous dude: We're better than New York, bro... WE'RE the best city ever!
2) Hey, did you know that NYC has over eight million people and is four hundred sixty-nine square miles large?
3) Oh my gosh! I saw fifty-one Caucasians, forty-six African Americans, fifty-three Hispanics, and thirty-six Asians in just thirty seconds!
4) Man 1: Hey, have you tried a NYC pizza?
Man 2: Yeah, it's the best in the world.
5) Get over here, Sam! Which Chinatown are we going to?
6) This place is as safe as Boise, Idaho.
7) Woman 1: Look! It's snowing!
Woman 2: Wow. You don't see that much in Los Angeles.
8) New Yorker 1: Remember 9/11?
New Yorker 2: Yeah. The terrorists will never win.
9) Whoa, you know 50 Cent? He's from New York City!
10) Lady 1: I just got here from the Queens.
Lady 2: That's really far away! How much was the gas?
Lady 1: Oh, I didn't drive. I took the subway.
2) Hey, did you know that NYC has over eight million people and is four hundred sixty-nine square miles large?
3) Oh my gosh! I saw fifty-one Caucasians, forty-six African Americans, fifty-three Hispanics, and thirty-six Asians in just thirty seconds!
4) Man 1: Hey, have you tried a NYC pizza?
Man 2: Yeah, it's the best in the world.
5) Get over here, Sam! Which Chinatown are we going to?
6) This place is as safe as Boise, Idaho.
7) Woman 1: Look! It's snowing!
Woman 2: Wow. You don't see that much in Los Angeles.
8) New Yorker 1: Remember 9/11?
New Yorker 2: Yeah. The terrorists will never win.
9) Whoa, you know 50 Cent? He's from New York City!
10) Lady 1: I just got here from the Queens.
Lady 2: That's really far away! How much was the gas?
Lady 1: Oh, I didn't drive. I took the subway.
Best City Ever by Wild.Julieberries June 28, 2012
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sex and the city by emily January 12, 2007
Lenoir City
Home of gun-totting rednecks, christian extremist, racist, anti-anythingthatisntallaboutchrist, judgemental, and usually overweight "Mericans". The kids usually pop out a few squallers before their outta high school. They are hypocritical people, who claim they "do gods work", yet allow their children to bully other children into committing suicide. They preach about following gods word, yet their own children sleep around while in school, with several getting pregnant. When you are driving down the road, and see "Welcome to Lenoir City", turn your car around, and get the fuck outta town while you still can.
"Why is that boy beating the other boy with a bible?"
"Him? He's from Lenoir City. He's doing God's work."
"...um. Okay."
"Him? He's from Lenoir City. He's doing God's work."
"...um. Okay."
Lenoir City by JustBeingTruthful November 11, 2013
New York City
An overpriced, overrated, skyscraper filled, industrial wasteland in the Hudson River Valley in the state of New York.
How can anyone live among all this overcrowding and filth in New York City? Life is much better in the South.
New York City by RebRebel October 20, 2008
Oklahoma City
Oklahoma City by Badger March 29, 2004
Rack Ball City
A place where pictures and videos usually aren't taken due to drunken (but not limited to...) decisions and low phone battery life (usually reserved subconsciously to make that last important drunken phone call), you know, that moment in life when you actually feel alive.
This city was originally found in the dessert of Las Vegas, Nevada but is in no way limited to this state, much like Springfield is located in several different states.
This city, consequently, does not exist on a map but in turn only exists in the mind and spirit of ones (usually drunken, easy going, fun loving, inebriated) STATE of mind.
NOTE: this term is also a branch of the famous "rack 'em Willie's" coined term "rack ball", "rack 'em", etc. to pay homage to the late James Huff, A.K.A. Rack 'em Willie
This city was originally found in the dessert of Las Vegas, Nevada but is in no way limited to this state, much like Springfield is located in several different states.
This city, consequently, does not exist on a map but in turn only exists in the mind and spirit of ones (usually drunken, easy going, fun loving, inebriated) STATE of mind.
NOTE: this term is also a branch of the famous "rack 'em Willie's" coined term "rack ball", "rack 'em", etc. to pay homage to the late James Huff, A.K.A. Rack 'em Willie
(Guy From Limousine) RACK BALL CITY!!!!!!!!!!
(On a post card) Greetings from Rack ball City
guy: How was vacation man?
guy 2: We went to RACK BALL CITY!!!!!!!!!!
RACK 'EM!
(On a post card) Greetings from Rack ball City
guy: How was vacation man?
guy 2: We went to RACK BALL CITY!!!!!!!!!!
RACK 'EM!
Rack Ball City by Tony Coors July 19, 2011