Handi-Cappin

When someone is cappin’ (full of shit) and the stuff they’re lying about is completely retarded.

You’d have to be a complete retard to believe that handi-cappin’ shit dude was talkin’.

by Riot Craig December 18, 2020

cracker captain

An endearing term for Donald Trump.

Ayo did you hear Cracker Captain is finally getting kicked out of office!!?!?

by Aocstan January 18, 2021

Triple-Captain

When a player scores so highly in your fantasy league that you and two mates decide to reward him with a three-on-one show of sexual gratitute

Guy A - I'm so pleased I kept John Stones in my Fantasy League Team - he scored a brace AND kept a clean sheet!
Guy B - That man deserves to be triple-captained!!!

by fireman's jam January 20, 2021

The captain hook

Having a wank with on finger like capitan hooked , perfect for those with only 1 digit.

Oh James sort us out with" the captain hook" treatment . James said sorry not today I'm getting finger cramps

by Captain fuck. April 9, 2021

Road Captain's Favour

The promise of oral sex while driving, as repayment for money or favours previously provided.
The promise usually goes unfulfilled, as does the person who is owed.

Bawwy: "Just give me the money. I'll owe you a Road Captain's Favour"
Pez: "Fine, I'll give you the money."

by thegoatofwisdom June 17, 2021

The Captain

When a girl goes down on you in a hot tub and as you cum and convulse she stays sucking causing her to dunk her head underwater until you finish.

That girl was The Captain, she went down like a champ

by sugar918 January 13, 2022

The captain

the very gay closeted guy from bbc ghosts played by my beloved ben willbond.

person 1: hey do u like the captain from ghosts?
person 2: yes he is my husband

by wilbursootisasimp December 25, 2021