Has a physical or metaphorical resemblance to a rectum that has not been pounded or flattened, but roughly chopped, lightly blended, possibly, gently puréed.
Y'all about as useful as a bag of scrambled assholes.
He hit the ground so hard his face looked like a scrambled asshole.
He hit the ground so hard his face looked like a scrambled asshole.
by bear shaver July 13, 2021
Get the scrambled assholemug. by Usedcondom69 March 20, 2017
Get the Assholemug. by gryi'sgryhr January 29, 2021
Get the Assholicmug. The people in my neighborhood who are setting off fireworks at 1:00 am like my brother in christ im trying to sleep
by iminhellplshelpahhh July 2, 2024
Get the Assholesmug. Kinteic ASshole enegry is when peoplea re being such d*cks and assholes that they began to gane enegry from it and they keep become more like an asshole the more they breath
"He had a ton of Kinteic ASshole Enegry"
"They began to gang a lot of asshole Kinteic Enegry and their bullshit grew"
"They began to gang a lot of asshole Kinteic Enegry and their bullshit grew"
by 🕯 ✨Candle✨🕯 September 22, 2021
Get the Kinteic Asshole Enegrymug. Anyone who doesn’t do exactly what you think they ought to do, exactly when you think they ought to do it
by iloveinfo September 5, 2021
Get the Assholemug. A disgusting, abhorrent multi stage sex act. Initially, an individual of indeterminate sex is administered a total of five pounds of chili peppers by a pair of men. After the individual shits themselves (due to the copious amounts of chilli peppers they've consumed), the two men start smothering the individual's arse in sriracha sauce, until the individual's rectum feels as if it has been set ablaze as a result of the hot sauce flowing down their asshole. Then, the two men carefully mix the shit and the hot sauce before licking it off avidly.
Man 1: Whoa! That chick's hot as hell! Should we ask if she wants to experience the Texan Asshole Blaze?
Man 2: Fuck yea! You know I'm into that!
Man 2: Fuck yea! You know I'm into that!
by Gienekcat. October 4, 2025
Get the Texan Asshole Blazemug.