shower bath head

The best way to describe a terrible human

Friend: wow I love Jorge Lorenzo
Me: Ew he’s such a shower bath head

by Smeho June 03, 2018

Shower Toast

To consume toast in the shower whilst one is hungover. The polar opposite of a shower beer.

"Aw yeah this shower toast is really doing the trick for the old hangover".

by aSurfingClown December 01, 2014

Same Shower

The sum of similar events happening in the time lapse between two showers

- I shagged two girls today!
- That’s impressive! Were they on the same shower though? My personal record is three

by PocketLewis October 06, 2024

can you shower with that on

Meaning if you’re showing off a chain or a piece of jewelry to ask them this if it’s fake or not

Josh:"look at my new ice"
Rick: " but can you shower with that on?"

by Izza avalos December 23, 2017

Organ Shower

To drink an excessive amount of liquid in a short period of time.

Jeff: I'm very thirsty, do you have any water?
George: no, just take a quick organ shower with the tap water.

by underwater_criminal March 19, 2022

Suicide Shower

A special kind of shower head usually found in hotels in South America and Southeast Asia that heats the water using electricity. Cheaply made ones can electrocute you.

Make sure to book a room at a hotel with a real shower, not one of those suicide showers.

by thatlittlecunt January 02, 2018

Shower nirvana

A word used to describe the women-take-longer-showers-than-men phenomena. It has never been proved what exactly takes them so long to complete a shower, but one can safely assume that they've discovered the enlightenment described in Buddhist philosophy, i.e. Nirvana.

Person 1: Man, what is taking her so long in the shower?
Person 2: Dude, don't worry about it, she's probably just discovered shower nirvana.

by Righteous Thumb August 02, 2010