Custard Tree

Akin to a family tree, a Custard tree refers to a womans sexual partners and historically how they overlap and fan out

A.K.A Custard Web

You're dads in my Custard Tree

by The custardodian March 16, 2012

The Smoking Tree

The Smoking Tree (noun) is that one place at or near your high school where all the where stoners would go to smoke with minimized fear of getting caught. For example, at my high school the smoking tree is so big, it's leaves/pines conceal the smokers inside, so they will noy get caught.
The Smoking Tree refers to any place, not just huge trees, where people can smoke safely.

"Yo Tyrone, lets go drive to The Smoking Tree

during the lunch break so we can roll up this fat blunt."

by Yaboi AV November 2, 2017

green tree

A lame ass motherfucker who loves the environment

That green tree would never throw trash on pelicans.

by Noodlerino May 3, 2023

tree shaming

Shaming people who buy trees that are specially grown and cut for Christmas and then disposed.

After years of being subjected to tree shaming, he bought a live potted tree for Christmas and planted it in his yard. Then he got a fine for planting an invasive exotic, which was banned by the tree ordinance.

by mlhiss December 24, 2019

brown tree stick

Its a fucking stick, how do not know what a fucking stick is....What the fuck. BOOTY HOLE.....

I shoved a brown tree stick up my ass.

by Fuck a 11111 February 20, 2019

Dime Tree

Tree that grows dimes

Person one: Look it's an apple tree by the dime tree

by Peter Snider April 29, 2022

the thing in trees

its everywhere
run

"bro have u heard about the thing in trees"
"yah what about it"
FUCKING DIES

by tecna RAHHHHHHHH October 2, 2022