Jude Burns

He is the funniest kid at school

Jude Burns is a kid at school.

by jffk,jtyh March 01, 2022

hobo burn

v., when the government picks up unidentified bodies from the morgue to have cremated.

"Dude, he's such a bastard. When he dies we'll just ditch his body in a gutter and hope they hobo burn him."

by TashokuKisune March 06, 2010

Fap burn

When you palm of your hand turns red after madterbating too much

Fuck! My hand is all fap burnt

by Vicky_R February 01, 2016

apply oil to burn

You literally put a fucking oil in a burn injury, which makes it even fucking worse.

Also a good way to end relationships.

Guy 1: "Shit mate I got a burn injury"
Guy 2: *apply oil to burn*
Guy 1: *fucking dead*

by Loud Dumbass September 30, 2021

burn audience

When 3 manly people all sit in a small tight room and while 1 person is hogging the bong and all the other 2 people just watch and stare and hurry.

Yo were the burn audience and this kid is stoopid.

by BurnoutCentral November 27, 2011

Belgian Burn

A sexual act in which a female partner partakes in coitus with a male partner, usually her cheating ex. When the man is about to ejaculate, the woman pulls him out, takes a preheated waffle iron, and slams the erect penis shut between both sides, thereby providing the conclusive burn and eliminating any future relationship endeavors.

Guy #1: Why are you walking like a butthurt penguin?

Guy #2: Chloe wanted to take me back, so she invited me last night and just when I was about to come, she gave me a fucking Belgian Burn!

Guy #1: What a bitch.

Guy #2: The doctors say the bandages can come off in a few months.

Guy #1: Anything else?

Guy #2: ... I still have trouble peeing.

Guy #1: Okay.

by itsthatotherguy April 15, 2018

Seatbelt Burned

When it's summer time and you get in the car and the metal of the seatbelt burns you.

Chad: "Aww dude! It's like 90' outside! "
Dan: "Wanna pick up a cone at BR31? “
Chad: " What!? “
Dan: Baskin Robbins, dude. "
Chad: "Aww, yeah dude. "

Chad and Dan get in the car.

Chad: "AWWWW DUDE! "
Dan: "What? "
Chad: "I just got seatbelt burned man! "

by SleepLateCait May 13, 2023