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dry shower

Wiping/scrubbing yourself down using water and soap from a sink to clean yourself, without the use of a shower. If you forget/don’t have a towel, you can dry yourself using nearby toilet paper/paper towels. You can take a dry shower to save water, prevent suspicion in others, utilize someone else’s resources, etc.
Scenario 1: I just jerked off and my pubes are so itchy! I can’t just take a big ol’ shower in the middle of the day, my roommates will be suspicious. I guess I’ll take a dry shower to stay quiet.

Scenario 2: It’s been months since I’ve stepped into this ghost town for shelter. It’s a miracle this public restroom still has running water. I better take a dry shower. I may slowly be turning savage, but I’m still civilized.
by pizzasnake1 November 27, 2020
mugGet the dry showermug.

Shower Head

Trying to take a piss directly after cuming and your piss goes in multiple directions.
1. Dude I just had a shower head
2. I just shower headed.
by ReDPeePee May 1, 2019
mugGet the Shower Headmug.

gore shower

When chunks of meat and blood falls from the sky.
Hey, lets gore shower.
- "Thats hot".
by Otsegolectric July 7, 2010
mugGet the gore showermug.

Jewish Shower

A jewish shower is a sex position in which two people allign in a reverse 69 position, and proceed to fart for as long as possible while in this position.

Note: It may be helpful to eat taco bell before attempting a Jewish Shower
Hey bill, what did you and susie get up to last night?

Well, I heard her mom was Jewish so I gave her a Jewish shower...
by Jewlover88 August 8, 2021
mugGet the Jewish Showermug.

Shower Beater

Did you hear about ____? They're a shower beater!
by Southern Fella February 2, 2021
mugGet the Shower Beatermug.

April Shower

An uncommon party trick that involves a male urinating between the legs of a urinating female while she is seated on the toilet - A true crowd-pleaser.
Remember the April Shower that Jack gave his girlfriend at that hotel last year?
by NardHipples March 3, 2019
mugGet the April Showermug.

local shower shitter

God damn it the local shower shitter shat in my shower again.
by starry da great January 8, 2025
mugGet the local shower shittermug.

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